If you want to meet a Jamaican on a sleazy online dating service the right way (in order to make the juice less rigid) the first thing you need to do is study acting. It is surprisingly difficult to not mention creepy yet everyday conversation material for a sociopath such as snatch juice and skin smell when you are early in your online courtship. Proper acting skills can really help. Might I suggest some of my favorite actors for you to study? How about Charlie sHEHN or Goldie HAHN? If those don't work out try sHEHN pHEHN.
PS I like the way your skin stinks. Tell me about your asshole sweat juice rigidity.