> I turn the light on.
>
> "Hey, turn that off."
>
> Coworker is in the dark looking at the chandelier with a flashlight.
>
> And why are we working in the dark?
>
> "Closet bulb burned out. Boss wants the brightest light from this cluster moved into
> the closet."
>
> So... why again are we in the dark?
>
> "I need to see which one is the brightest, dumbass... and how can I read the wattage
> on the bulbs if they're on."
>
> Yeah. Seriously... how COULD you possibly tell which bulb is brightest if they're on.
> Do carry on, looking at lightbulbs in the dark to pick the brightest one.
>
> I need a vacation... oh! I'm on vacation as of right now. How nice.
Two weekends and a week.....I hope!?! That is nine days to relax. Just chill!! Ringo and give me the wallet thats says bad mother fucker on it.
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