Jupiter Ascending. I thought I was going to love this movie. Not so much. Lots of potential, but I'll blame this one on the director. An example gripe... what the hell is he skating against? He's hovering against gravity... so the whole need to move his legs like he's pushing off against some slippery foundation with his feet like skates on ice was too contrived... along with most of the movie. Contrived is a good single adjective to sum it up.
50 Shades of Gray. I can't be the only husband here who going to be forced to sit through this one on Valentines Day. Ugh. Then I'm sure I'll be expected to go home and pull her hair and spank her ass and stuff. Pshhh. Kill me now.
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