Ah yes! The TRUE embodiment of the REAL Patriotic 'merkin! Use that freedom that our country's forefathers in the best country on the planet, Duh Yoooooooounited States Uh Uhmericuh, *DIED* for and *GAVE* to you, IN BLOOD!!!, ya ungrateful pansies! Fun with fireworks should not be limited to the great outdoors!
Gawd bless Uhmerucuh...and...uhh...and the home of the brave!
--Bekki
Combating functional illiteracy with latex-clad drama since the '80s, because old video games rule!