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Tomu Breidah |
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Re: Wuhan Lab 2021
[Re: Tomu Breidah]
#394615 - 08/06/22 03:31 PM
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Opening scene. Capt. Murphy's silhouette is looking through a microscope. He laughs maniacally and says "Yes! This is it! THIS IS IT! Haaa... hahahahaaaa!"
In the background are jars with dog skulls floating inside them (a reference to Fauci experimenting on beagles and flies eating their faces off).
A bald man with glasses is on a monitor and says "Ah! Very Goot!" (A reference to Klaus Schwab).
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After the mask mandate is implemented, one crew member comes into a meeting late, everyone else is already wearing masks. He is told not to come within 6 feet of anyone else. He can't understand a word they just said, so he comes closer. A distance meter is animated between him and (let's say) Quinn. When he gets too close he then falls to the floor and a scene from Total Recall recall is reenacted where his eyes and tongue protrude before his whole head explodes.
"Dr" Murphy remarks how he should've not broken that 3-meter barrier or his guts will curl out of his eye holes.
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The horse pill scene is in response to everyone (or, the guys) getting sick and not being able to get an erection. They can't read what's on the bottles because their face masks are fogging up their face shields. Also, they obviously can't smell or taste the pills.
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M.C. Kris (or whoever) has the birthday and subsequent heart attack. At the beginning of the show, he's wearing a tracksuit and sweating. So he should've been in very good health. He was trying to up his metabolism for all that sweet cake he was gunna slam down his cake hole. Poor guy. Never got to even taste it.
This is a reference to the sudden occurrences of "SADS" (Sudden Adult Death Syndrome). Strange how that seems to happen after all these (experimental) Vaccines were given to so many people.
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One crew member has an accident, calls for help on the intercom, but Dr. Murphy asks if he's had his shot. When it's realized he didn't get his shot - Dr. Murphy says he can't do anything for him. The victim explains how he may have internal bleeding, but "Hey, tough luck pal! If you can't be bothered to take the shot then why should we be bothered with providing you with (in a mocking tone) "MeDiCaL aId, Waa waa waa!"
This is a reference to how authorities denied medical services and/or treatment to people who weren't able to get the vaccine. See Australia and New Zealand for examples (just to name a couple countries - there were probably others).
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Re: Wuhan Lab 2021
[Re: Tomu Breidah]
#394624 - 08/07/22 02:53 AM
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> This is a reference to
> This is a reference to
Pro tip: if you have to explain your jokes, they're not funny.
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Tomu Breidah |
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Re: Wuhan Lab 2021
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#394625 - 08/07/22 08:17 AM
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> > This is a reference to > > > This is a reference to > > Pro tip: if you have to explain your jokes, they're not funny.
Yeah. And besides. What some of the scenes are portraying are pretty sad/depressing or downright infuriating. No medical aid for people without the vax? Send those fuckers to the gallows!
And maybe the (i) info tidbits were a bit of preaching to the choir for those that are aware. If you're highly skeptical of the whole deal you'd appreciate the gags/jokes regardless of the explanation.
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Re: Wuhan Lab 2021
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#394628 - 08/07/22 02:37 PM
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> Yeah. And besides. What some of the scenes are portraying are pretty sad/depressing > or downright infuriating. No medical aid for people without the vax? Send those > fuckers to the gallows!
It's called "triage". Or, if you'd like to continue advancing the trend toward theocratic authoritarianism, "God helps those who help themselves".
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Re: Wuhan Lab 2021
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#394651 - 08/09/22 05:43 AM
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this shit reads like one of those free christian comic books that tries to trick kids into thinking jesus is cool
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