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NASA's Curiosity rover has detected "startlingly high" levels of methane
#382866 - 06/23/19 12:20 AM
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In response AOC demands a Red New Deal, insisting that we must find a way to eliminate the Martian cattle farts!
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Re: NASA's Curiosity rover has detected "startlingly high" levels of methane
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#382867 - 06/23/19 02:09 AM
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> In response AOC demands a Red New Deal, insisting that we must find a way to > eliminate the Martian cattle farts!
First of all, only conservatives like you keep harping on about cattle farts, people who have actually looked into the topic and educated themselves know that A) the majority of methane from cattle comes from burps, not farts, and B) nobody wants to take your hamburgers away, the Green New Deal doesn't even mention hamburgers.
For all of your "don't tread on me" posturing, you people come off as pants-shitting terrified of this chick. "She's takin' are hamberders, ooooooooooo!"
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LOL
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#382868 - 06/23/19 02:14 AM
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Dude, calm down it was a joke! I thought it was funny.
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> Dude, calm down it was a joke! > I thought it was funny.
Yeah, my bad. It's just getting a bit old that cattle farts and AOC are about the only two punchlines I've seen come from the right in a while now. What happened to good conservative comedy, like No Cure for Cancer? Apparently Denis Leary is a democrat, but he could've fooled me.
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Re: LOL
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#382872 - 06/23/19 07:46 AM
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> > Dude, calm down it was a joke! > > I thought it was funny. > > Yeah, my bad. It's just getting a bit old that cattle farts and AOC are about the > only two punchlines I've seen come from the right in a while now. What happened to > good conservative comedy, like No Cure for Cancer? Apparently Denis Leary is a > democrat, but he could've fooled me.
This is literally the first time I've seen an AOC / cow fart joke. Weird.
Anyway there are no more good conservative comedians. The right can't meme, or make a joke without using someone else's suffering as a punchline.
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Re: NASA's Curiosity rover has detected "startlingly high" levels of methane
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#382879 - 06/23/19 05:52 PM
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> > In response AOC demands a Red New Deal, insisting that we must find a way to > > eliminate the Martian cattle farts! > > First of all, only conservatives like you keep harping on about cattle farts, people > who have actually looked into the topic and educated themselves know that A) the > majority of methane from cattle comes from burps, not farts, and B) nobody wants to > take your hamburgers away, the Green New Deal doesn't even mention hamburgers.
It doesn't mention a lot of things. Most things are left to interpretation.
It does start off with a whole bunch of "reasons" for it, a good chunk of which have nothing to do with what it purports to be about.
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Whereas climate change, pollution, and environmental de- struction have exacerbated systemic racial, regional, so- cial, environmental, and economic injustices (referred to in this preamble as ‘‘systemic injustices’’) by dispropor- tionately affecting indigenous peoples, communities of color, migrant communities, deindustrialized commu- nities, depopulated rural communities, the poor, low-in- come workers, women, the elderly, the unhoused, people with disabilities, and youth (referred to in this preamble as ‘‘frontline and vulnerable communities’’);
How are these "vulnerable communities" as a group affected more than the whole of population? There's more there to question, too.
But to the point, after going over some individual things and saying "as much as feasible," you get:
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Resolved, That it is the sense of the House of Representatives that— (2) the goals described in subparagraphs (A) through (E) of paragraph (1) (referred to in this resolution as the ‘‘Green New Deal goals’’) should be accomplished through a 10-year national mobili- zation (referred to in this resolution as the ‘‘Green New Deal mobilization’’) that will require the fol- lowing goals and projects— (M) identifying other emission and pollu- tion sources and creating solutions to remove them;
It is actually the very lack of cattle being mentioned that leads people to put them in this group of "other emission and pollution sources" that are to be "removed."
Farms ARE mentioned, so that's probably unwarranted, but Ocasio-Cortez is vocal enough that (leaving out any insults) people have found cause to question anything she might say or write.
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Re: NASA's Curiosity rover has detected "startlingly high" levels of methane
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#382883 - 06/23/19 11:13 PM
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well, to be 100% honest. It was the Green New Deal FAQ that AOC tweeted out herself that created the Meme. Google it if you don't believe, also she did radio interviews where she had to back it up! Here it is in all it's glory, In the first Paragraph of the FAQ.
We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we aren’t sure that we’ll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast
I uploaded the original PDF here:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lzrnddw8kkxraxq/Green-New-Deal-FAQ.pdf?dl=0
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Now that's the inconvenient truth. -NT-
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#382885 - 06/24/19 12:41 AM
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> well, to be 100% honest. > It was the Green New Deal FAQ that AOC tweeted out herself that created the Meme. > Google it if you don't believe, also she did radio interviews where she had to back > it up! > Here it is in all it's glory, In the first Paragraph of the FAQ. > > We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we > aren’t sure that we’ll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that > fast > > I uploaded the original PDF here: > > https://www.dropbox.com/s/lzrnddw8kkxraxq/Green-New-Deal-FAQ.pdf?dl=0
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Re: NASA's Curiosity rover has detected "startlingly high" levels of methane
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#382887 - 06/24/19 04:31 AM
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That particular line was intended as a joke, which AOC herself has admitted was in poor taste in retrospect. But then again I wouldn't expect a conservative to understand a concept like humor when their precious hamberders are on the line.
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Don't you have a white-pride rally to attend? *nt*
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#382888 - 06/24/19 04:32 AM
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Don't let them forget about Al Gore's predictions either.
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#382898 - 06/24/19 07:53 PM
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He said the polar ice caps would have completely melted by 2016. And Florida and Manhattan would be underwater. But I guess he was just joking about all that.
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Re: Don't let them forget about Al Gore's predictions either.
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#382902 - 06/24/19 10:39 PM
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> He said the polar ice caps would have completely melted by 2016. And Florida and > Manhattan would be underwater. But I guess he was just joking about all that.
Well they're melting pretty fast the middle of the US is under water so
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Re: Don't let them forget about Al Gore's predictions either.
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#382905 - 06/25/19 03:08 PM
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Re: LOL
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#382925 - 06/28/19 01:12 AM
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Maybe it is because of the censorship and nuking from orbit their careers if they step out of line?
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Re: LOL
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#382928 - 06/28/19 01:38 PM
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> Maybe it is because of the censorship and nuking from orbit their careers if they > step out of line?
Aww, what's the matter, does the conservative need a safe space? I keep forgetting that when a conservative has a shitty opinion and gets excoriated for it, it's "censorship", but when a liberal has a shitty opinion, the right rushes to clutch their pearls. Man, and I thought liberals were supposed to be the snowflakes.
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Re: LOL
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#382932 - 06/29/19 12:21 AM
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> Maybe it is because of the censorship and nuking from orbit their careers if they > step out of line?
If it quacks like a rapist and it walks like a rapist it's probably a republican.
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So where's Smitt? This trainwreck of a thread should have been tossed in the war room days ago.
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Re: L vs R: Loonies vs Racists (or something like that)
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#382934 - 06/29/19 02:17 AM
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By the way Jesus loves all of you. Please look up that friend or family member or coworker who has been trying to tell you this and ask them more about it.
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Re: L vs R: Loonies vs Racists (or something like that)
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#382935 - 06/29/19 06:12 AM
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> By the way Jesus loves all of you. Please look up that friend or family member or > coworker who has been trying to tell you this and ask them more about it.
If Jesus really loved all of us he would come down to earth and beat the shit out of the fake Christians that keep using him to promote hate and pain all over the world.
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Re: L vs R: Loonies vs Racists (or something like that)
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#382955 - 07/01/19 06:21 AM
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> If Jesus really existed he would come down to earth and beat the shit out of > the fake Christians that keep using him to promote hate and pain all over the world.
FTFY...
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