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So what is your 'bad boy' story??
#360251 - 11/08/16 08:25 PM
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Here's one from me:
Back in '09 I got with this chick, and after a week or so she invited me to her cousin's baby's baptism.
It happened to be at the church I'd been made go to several times as a kid (before I really put my foot down), but it was like the Twilight Zone: catholic church - that used to be standard auditorium style with high ceilings and dark wood pews and dark green carpet - was now a church in the round, with a weird textured, pour-flowed concrete floor, and a mini river flowing under your feet as you walked in.
And almost everybody was in casual clothing - looking like fucking zombies - literally! - they had drooping eyes and moved sloggingly. We were about the only ones dressed up.
OH, and they played New Age 70s acoustic guitar and soprano music from the speakers!
Anyways. So I'm standing there next to my girl, bored as fuck and feeling randy - as I did 24/7 around her - and I leant over and blew hot-ass air in her ear...you know, when you open your mouth in a big circle, and blow from your throat, and it's all HOT. She flushed red and I could tell she just loved it - no less because there were at least three rows of people behind us. FUN FUN FUN
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Re: So what is your 'bad boy' story??
[Re: Traso]
#360253 - 11/08/16 10:37 PM
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used to bang girls in the projection booth of theatres where i worked. best job ever (in some ways). now it's an obsolete skill.
the warm, vibrating lamphouse rectifiers were usually mounted right behind the projector and made for a good surface to place the lady. be careful to stay away from the moving film and control panels!
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Re: So what is your 'bad boy' story??
[Re: Traso]
#360256 - 11/09/16 01:02 AM
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>>> ...and I leant over and blew hot-ass air in her ear...
So, you sucked someone's hot-ass air (a fart) and blew it on your girlfriend? Eeeeww.
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Re: So what is your 'bad boy' story??
[Re: redk9258]
#360257 - 11/09/16 02:17 AM
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> >>> ...and I leant over and blew hot-ass air in her ear...
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> So, you sucked someone's hot-ass air (a fart) and blew it on your girlfriend? Eeeeww.
Seriously? I didn't read past "Back in '09 I got with this chick..."
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Re: So what is your 'bad boy' story??
[Re: Traso]
#360261 - 11/09/16 07:10 AM
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> OH, and they played New Age 70s acoustic guitar and soprano music from the speakers!
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> Anyways. So I'm standing there next to my girl, bored as fuck and feeling randy - as
> I did 24/7 around her - and I leant over and blew hot-ass air in her ear...you know,
> when you open your mouth in a big circle, and blow from your throat, and it's all
> HOT. She flushed red and I could tell she just loved it - no less because there were
> at least three rows of people behind us. FUN FUN FUN
You're fucking creepy, dude. Send this shit to Penthouse, bruh, and kindly leave us out of the loop.
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Re: So what is your 'bad boy' story??
[Re: MooglyGuy]
#360264 - 11/09/16 10:37 AM
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>You're fucking creepy, dude. Send this shit to Penthouse, bruh, and kindly leave us out of the loop.
Your funniest post ever Moogly thank you. I can see you getting goose bumps through my computer.
I literally laughed for 10 minutes.
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Re: So what is your 'bad boy' story??
[Re: Antny]
#360265 - 11/09/16 10:50 AM
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> > You're fucking creepy, dude. Send this shit to Penthouse, bruh, and kindly leave us
> out of the loop.
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> Your funniest post ever Moogly thank you. I can see you getting goose bumps through
> my computer.
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> I literally laughed for 10 minutes.
Maybe he's as serious I was when I said I stopped reading in the first sentence.
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when did this forum become your personal sexual outlet?
[Re: Traso]
#360266 - 11/09/16 05:00 PM
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jesus dude.
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i learned everything i know from KC
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You mean inlet. I'm trying to source new blood.......
[Re: jopezu]
#360367 - 11/13/16 10:30 PM
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Nothing sexual about it. Sensual, yes.
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Only yaggy has huevos......
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#360368 - 11/13/16 10:33 PM
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I think I recall you mentioning your theatre escapes in some other thread some time ago - perhaps a thread themed something like, 'where is the craziest place you've done it?'
Nice, dude. Have any....mishaps?
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hyphen makes you look like a dork (in your mouf....) (nt)
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#360369 - 11/13/16 10:34 PM
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