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Tomu Breidah
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Tears for dinner
#352936 - 04/13/16 06:32 AM


Did you ever sit down to eat a slab of steak or ham.... and just weep uncontrollably?



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Re: Tears for dinner new [Re: Tomu Breidah]
#352937 - 04/13/16 06:35 AM


> Did you ever sit down to eat a slab of steak or ham.... and just weep uncontrollably?

Is it because you still didn't get laid?



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Re: Tears for dinner new [Re: Vas Crabb]
#359172 - 09/30/16 10:50 PM


> > Did you ever sit down to eat a slab of steak or ham.... and just weep
> uncontrollably?
>
> Is it because you still didn't get laid?


I once had what I can only explain as being an empathic episode while eating some ham, weeping uncontrolably. I had the strong feeling of the pig only wanting to live, just like I would want to live.... Yet, since the deed had already been done, to not eat it would mean the animal would've died in vain. I think that can be the highest form of thanksgiving one can give for their food.



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Re: Tears for dinner new [Re: Vas Crabb]
#359173 - 09/30/16 10:57 PM


> Is it because you still didn't get laid?

Man, put that shit in check. I'll fully admit that I don't normally get along with Tomu here, but I'm 100% with him. The closest thing to a religious experience I've ever had was when I had what was quite possibly the most perfect medium-rare steak that ever existed.

A good cut of meat transcends space and time, it can absolutely bring a hard man to tears with its beauty. You apparently don't know that wonderment, and that's a shame.



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Re: Tears for dinner new [Re: Tomu Breidah]
#359174 - 09/30/16 10:58 PM


> Did you ever sit down to eat a slab of steak or ham.... and just weep uncontrollably?

Almost. I haven't been moved to tears by a steak yet, but damn, I've been close. It feels like eating a work of art in the god damned Louvre, doesn't it?



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Re: Tears for dinner new [Re: MooglyGuy]
#359286 - 10/03/16 06:39 PM


> A good cut of meat transcends space and time, it can absolutely bring a hard man to tears with its beauty. You apparently don't know that wonderment, and that's a shame.


I've always found it, ah, queer that homo guys aren't into Tantra (or the like). Homo females oftenly aren't into penetration, so I'm not surprised there.

Speaking of tears: the day I met my second adult love of my life, the second kiss I gave her resulted in tears in her eyes, and she exclaming, "...I just came in my pants!"


PS: I was going to do something with "hard man", but I just.....couldn't fit it in. ((((())))))



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Re: Tears for dinner new [Re: Traso]
#359373 - 10/05/16 09:28 AM


> I've always found it, ah, queer that homo guys aren't into Tantra (or the like). Homo
> females oftenly aren't into penetration, so I'm not surprised there.

Believe it or not, us "homo guys" aren't some massive queer hive-mind being remotely controlled by Barbra Streisand any more than you straight guys all love Ron White (though the dude is hilarious). I've known my fair share of gay guys into Tantra and such.



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Re: Tears for dinner new [Re: MooglyGuy]
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Re: Tears for dinner new [Re: Tomu Breidah]
#359377 - 10/05/16 02:25 PM


So why don't you get married to a dude and have sex with women?



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Re: Tears for dinner new [Re: MooglyGuy]
#359386 - 10/05/16 07:10 PM


> So why don't you get married to a dude and have sex with women?

Well, you know that the Roman officers and above had their hoes, and then their beaus, the latter being their confidants, the former just for pleasure and progeny.



> Believe it or not, us "homo guys" aren't some massive queer hive-mind being remotely controlled by Barbra Streisand any more than you straight guys all love Ron White (though the dude is hilarious). I've known my fair share of gay guys into Tantra and such.

Well that's encouraging. Controlled by Barbara Streisand. That's hilarious, and I'm not sure I even get it. Yeah, Ron White is fu-ckin fu-nny.



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low testosterone new [Re: Tomu Breidah]
#359502 - 10/08/16 02:16 AM


or gh3y



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