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15 Truthful Reasons Men Want To Get Married
#331626 - 09/11/14 10:02 PM
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My mom, for some fucking reason, perhaps out of humour, sent me this article. Just to keep her in line of things, I sent her back this:
1. Marriage allows me to show my love in a way that nothing else can.
 Many of you mightly likely take this personally.
2. Marriage provides a stable environment for kids.
[MAY] in this Culture. Don't hafta be.
3. Because of marriage, the woman I love can become my family.
Bullshit. Imagination, folks. Fuckin use it.
4. Marriage is a money saver.
Depends on how you use your resources.
5. It allows me to fully commit myself to one person.
Lame.
6. Life is easier when you have a partner by your side.
That's because they're pussies.
7. The thought of loving someone forever makes me happy.
Um, okay.
8. I don't want to lose the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.
Um, see number 6.
9. I believe traditions are important.
Laaame.
10. I would do anything for the woman I love, including marry her.
That's just dumb.
11. I'm excited to create an awesome family to make up for the one I never had.
Next.
12. I want to spend my life with my BFF by my side.
However long that is. Whatever....
13. I love the idea of committing to someone who accepts me for who I am.
For fuck's sake.....
14. Marriage simply makes logical sense.
Lazy fuck.
15. Life is so much better with a spouse.
Ahm, repeat of number six. Anyways, life can be great wi' people, an it can be great wi'out dem! Make it so!!
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Re: 15 Truthful Reasons Men Want To Get Married
[Re: Traso]
#331628 - 09/11/14 10:40 PM
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> My mom... sent me this article...
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> 11. I'm excited to create an awesome family to make up for the one I never had....
Um... mom?
Anyway, the article just says men don't know what they're doing when they get married, then.
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[Re: Traso]
#331629 - 09/11/14 11:29 PM
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Yeah. Why bother getting married if you can't have the greatest wife ever? It's not possible because the notion of the greatest wife ever is logically incoherent. The greatest wife ever could only exist metaphysically and therefor could not be married and therefor could not be wifeable.
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Re: Move to Utah, "marry" all the hos
[Re: Tomu Breidah]
#331659 - 09/12/14 08:02 AM
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> Yeah. Why bother getting married if you can't have the greatest wife ever? It's not possible because the notion of the greatest wife ever is logically incoherent. The greatest wife ever could only exist metaphysically and therefor could not be married and therefor could not be wifeable.
That was too trippy for me, yo.
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Re: 15 Truthful Reasons Men Want To Get Married
[Re: TriggerFin]
#331660 - 09/12/14 08:06 AM
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> Um... mom?
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> Anyway, the article just says men don't know what they're doing when they get married, then.
Couuuld beee. Yeah, I have an unusually close and candid relationship with my parents. They both still call me by their pet names for me, in public, and I dig it.
My mom's response:
"THANK * * You, PappyDOOdle... !!!
You And YOUR Use Of YOUR Noodle!!!
Love You A CaBOOdle ....!!! ."
But perhaps you can see where I get some of my manner from.....
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Re: Ewwww! <NT>
[Re: Traso]
#331685 - 09/13/14 01:53 AM
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Optimist: Yes, it can!
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