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Fresh.
This was accidental, in that the pool looked awful inviting, but I wasn't sure the clouds were going to keep clear of the sun, and I kept dropping the eggs in the pan. An indication I guess that I just should've snacked on a protein bar or something, cos it's now been killer the whole time!
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Feed 7 People? That's perfect for an orgy [nt]
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pass me some snatch juice 
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If you had a 7 person orgy with 4 females and 2 of the males did oral, how much snatch juice would it take to quench 1 jocular non-oral male
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No no, that was the consequence.
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> pass me some snatch juice
Use condom next time.
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But what was the texture of the skin? *nt*
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Re: I call it: 'Alien Beckons' [nt]
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> beckons some bacon!
BA-COONN! If I'm out, yes, but I don't fry things at home. Messy.
> The pepper is the stars, the yolks are planets, and the whites are the night sky.
That's a cool rendering and idea. Before seeing that, I noticed that the 'mouth' looks like a 50s-style crab monster, its right claw reaching out!
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and how gay they are. Apparently I was prescienting seeing this......
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> What kind of dumbass uses metal utensils in a non-stick frying pan?
Man, that lady is uglae. Anyways, I noticed that, too. She's got a light technique; I didn't see any scrape marks. That is some ghetto chow, though. Ramen. Jesus, I haven't eaten that in twenty years.
And what's with the narrow-view lens or whatever? What kind of camera does that?...or why would one do that if it could??
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> > What kind of dumbass uses metal utensils in a non-stick frying pan?
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> Man, that lady is uglae. Anyways, I noticed that, too. She's got a light technique; I
> didn't see any scrape marks. That is some ghetto chow, though. Ramen. Jesus, I
> haven't eaten that in twenty years.
I haven't eaten that in twenty hours. Maybe more.
> And what's with the narrow-view lens or whatever? What kind of camera does that?...or
> why would one do that if it could??
Cell phone, portrait orientation. Because they don't know they can turn it sideways.
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> > And what's with the narrow-view lens or whatever? What kind of camera does
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> > why would one do that if it could??
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> http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/vertical-video-syndrome
The iPhone 5 ought to have a narrower aspect video mode for videos that are meant for displaying anywhere besides on the phone. Even shooting horizontally, you'd really have to crop it quite a bit to make it look decent. It's like you're shooting cell phone videos in CinemaScope or something.
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> http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/vertical-video-syndrome
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> S
Ohhh. Remember yarns ago when cell commercials showed people holding their phone vertically, and oh you could take photos and (maybe) video with it, too! Which makes sense, cos that grip requires only one hand, and is arguably more ergonomic. They should make some software gimic so that the image can be rotated, independent of the camera orientation, and keep the viewspect.
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> should make some software gimic so that the image can be rotated, independent of the
> camera orientation, and keep the viewspect.
Yeah. Call it 'idiot proof video getter thingy'.
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> > http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/vertical-video-syndrome
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> Ohhh. Remember yarns ago when cell commercials showed people holding their phone
> vertically, and oh you could take photos and (maybe) video with it, too! Which makes
> sense, cos that grip requires only one hand, and is arguably more ergonomic. They
> should make some software gimic so that the image can be rotated, independent of the
> camera orientation, and keep the viewspect.
1920x1920 image sensor and some smart algorithm to auto-crop/scale?
Too bad production isn't scaled to that AFAIK...
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> 1920x1920 image sensor and some smart algorithm to auto-crop/scale?
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> Too bad production isn't scaled to that AFAIK...
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> - Stiletto
Perhaps just the tilt sensor would work, and then a simple app?
> Yeah. Call it 'idiot proof video getter thingy'.
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> No. Seriously.
I took you seriously.
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