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Scarlett Johansson engaged?
#314103 - 09/05/13 06:09 PM
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Yeah... engaged with my penis!
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#314106 - 09/05/13 06:31 PM
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You know what else is engaged? Your MOM!
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Re: Yeah... engaged with my penis!
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#314111 - 09/05/13 06:57 PM
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Re: Scarlett Johansson engaged?
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#314133 - 09/06/13 06:37 AM
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Whatever, she's already been married and divorced once. If it really matters to you, she'll probably be single again in a few years anyway.
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Re: Yeah... engaged with my penis!
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#314135 - 09/06/13 07:02 AM
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> You know what else is engaged? Your MOM!
Engaged? Nah. 22 more days will be the 6th anniversary of her wedding to about 600 lbs of dirt.
...put a ring on it.
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Re: Scarlett Johansson engaged?
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#314136 - 09/06/13 07:04 AM
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> Whatever, she's already been married and divorced once. If it really matters to you,
> she'll probably be single again in a few years anyway.
Ah, don't care really. I just felt like making the post for some laughs... Well, it made me laugh. 
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Re: Yeah... engaged with my penis!
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#314154 - 09/06/13 04:04 PM
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What the hell is a coffin bell? Where do you find this stuff?
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#314156 - 09/06/13 04:48 PM
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> What the hell is a coffin bell?
It's an early warning system for the zombie apocalypse. You simply attach a line from the body to a bell on the topside.
When the bells in a graveyard start ringing, you know it's time to nut up. Pretty ingenious invention, really.
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That's awesome!
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#314158 - 09/06/13 05:16 PM
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I'm adding a coffin bell on to my will, should I ever write one. I just think it's a kewl concept.
Some sweet wiki-quotes on the subject.
"When his tomb was reopened, the philosopher John Duns Scotus (1266 – 1308) was reportedly found outside his coffin with his hands torn and bloody after attempting to escape"
"Other variations on the bell included flags and pyrotechnics. Some designs included ladders, escape hatches, and even feeding tubes, but many forgot a method for providing air."
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#314161 - 09/06/13 05:49 PM
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> I'm adding a coffin bell on to my will, should I ever write one. I just think it's a
> kewl concept.
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> Some sweet wiki-quotes on the subject.
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> "When his tomb was reopened, the philosopher John Duns Scotus (1266 – 1308) was
> reportedly found outside his coffin with his hands torn and bloody after attempting
> to escape"
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> "Other variations on the bell included flags and pyrotechnics. Some designs included
> ladders, escape hatches, and even feeding tubes, but many forgot a method for
> providing air."
These days, before a proper burial, we make thoroughly sure the soon-to-be-entombed is permanently deceased by removing the possibility of revivification. Such was not always the case, regardless the ... (oh fuck, my vocabulary was starting to go rather upwards there. "Veracity," indeed.)
Anyway, determining that a person is dead wasn't always easy, and mistakes were made.
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#314165 - 09/06/13 06:19 PM
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> I'm adding a coffin bell on to my will, should I ever write one. I just think it's a
> kewl concept.
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> Some sweet wiki-quotes on the subject.
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> "When his tomb was reopened, the philosopher John Duns Scotus (1266 – 1308) was
> reportedly found outside his coffin with his hands torn and bloody after attempting
> to escape"
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> "Other variations on the bell included flags and pyrotechnics. Some designs included
> ladders, escape hatches, and even feeding tubes, but many forgot a method for
> providing air."
Thus leading to the phrase "dead ringer"
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