GatKong |
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Now this is worth taking.
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Don't mind me... I will be in the bathroom!
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#310517 - 06/19/13 02:55 AM
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italie |
MAME owes italie many thank yous, hah
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Re: Andrew...
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#310518 - 06/19/13 03:44 AM
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> Now this is worth taking.
Holy hell. Half of me feels dirty because she's probably well under 21. The other half of me does not care about that.
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Loony Bin reply accuracy temporarily up 100% (nt)
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#310519 - 06/19/13 03:57 AM
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Andrew |
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Nice. Funny, methinks I would have gotten a different response if I posted that.
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A story of one man and his obsession with the female anatomy.
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snake78 |
sineku setenta y ocho
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Perv... -nt
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#310526 - 06/19/13 05:20 AM
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Re: Andrew...
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#310527 - 06/19/13 05:31 AM
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Tomu Breidah |
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Taking? Well, she'll definitely fit in the cart.
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#310532 - 06/19/13 11:15 AM
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> Now this is worth taking.
But will she be quiet in the trunk on the way home?
Butt seriously....
Strange that the back wheels on that cart swivel. Of all the shopping carts I've ever seen - it's only the front wheels that swivel.
Thanks Vas Crabb
Edited by Tomu Breidah (06/19/13 02:25 PM)
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Re: Taking? Well, she'll definitely fit in the cart.
[Re: Tomu Breidah]
#310535 - 06/19/13 02:11 PM
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> > Now this is worth taking. > > But will she be quite in the trunk on the way home?
Quite what? I think you accidentally a word. The only issue is we haven't seen her face. She could be butt-ugly. I guess you could still put a pillowcase over her head or just stay behind…
> Butt seriously.... > > Strange that the back wheels on that cart swivel. Of all the shopping carts I've ever > seen - it's only the front wheels that swivel.
Really? All the ones I've seen have castoring wheels at all four corners.
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Gor |
Giver of truth.
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Re: Taking? Well, she'll definitely fit in the cart.
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#310537 - 06/19/13 04:34 PM
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> > Butt seriously.... > > > > Strange that the back wheels on that cart swivel. Of all the shopping carts I've > ever > > seen - it's only the front wheels that swivel. > > Really? All the ones I've seen have castoring wheels at all four corners.
It took me a while to get used to all 4 wheels being able to turn in any direction when I was in England. Here in the US and A, the rear wheels are fixed.
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Oh for Pete's sake.
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DMala |
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Re: Taking? Well, she'll definitely fit in the cart.
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#310538 - 06/19/13 04:43 PM
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> It took me a while to get used to all 4 wheels being able to turn in any direction > when I was in England. > Here in the US and A, the rear wheels are fixed.
The only place I've seen carriages where all four wheels turn in the US is at Ikea. I would imagine stores in Europe tend to be smaller than the sprawling megamarts here in the US, so having the additional maneuverability makes sense. I'm not sure what the Australians' excuse is, though.
EDIT: What a very strange direction this thread has gone in...
Edited by DMala (06/19/13 04:44 PM)
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snake78 |
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Re: Taking? Well, she'll definitely fit in the cart.
[Re: Vas Crabb]
#310539 - 06/19/13 05:46 PM
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Gor |
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Re: Taking? Well, she'll definitely fit in the cart.
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#310541 - 06/19/13 06:47 PM
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> > > > Now this is worth taking. > > > > > > But will she be quite in the trunk on the way home? > > > > Quite what? I think you accidentally a word. > > I think you accidentally a word too.
Are you quite it was an accident?
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Oh for Pete's sake.
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Gor |
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[Re: DMala]
#310542 - 06/19/13 06:52 PM
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> > It took me a while to get used to all 4 wheels being able to turn in any direction > > when I was in England. > > Here in the US and A, the rear wheels are fixed. > > The only place I've seen carriages where all four wheels turn in the US is at Ikea. I > would imagine stores in Europe tend to be smaller than the sprawling megamarts here > in the US, so having the additional maneuverability makes sense. I'm not sure what > the Australians' excuse is, though. > > EDIT: What a very strange direction this thread has gone in...
Yeah, the wheels have come off.
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Oh for Pete's sake.
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Incredible
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#310550 - 06/19/13 08:58 PM
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> Now this is worth taking.
Everyone thought you meant the girl, rather than the 4-pack Coke!
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Re: Taking? Well, she'll definitely fit in the cart.
[Re: Vas Crabb]
#310551 - 06/19/13 09:04 PM
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> The only issue is we haven't seen her > face. She could be butt-ugly.
We've seen the butt, and it isn't ugly.
Though I don't think I could even fantasize about someone not at least in her thirties. "Young enough to be my daughter*" is too much a turn off.
*I haven't a daughter
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GatKong |
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Re: Taking? Well, she'll definitely fit in the cart.
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#310557 - 06/20/13 12:45 AM
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> Though I don't think I could even fantasize about someone not at least in her thirties.
If I wasn't married, I would totally tap that.*
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Breetai |
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HOLLY CRAP!!!!!! <NT>
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#310558 - 06/20/13 01:09 AM
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> > Though I don't think I could even fantasize about someone not at least in her > thirties. > > > If I wasn't married, I would totally tap that.* > > > * Provided the following additional conditions were true... were I not only single, > but additionally I was younger, I had rolled an eighteen for cumliness, I was not of > the type of person who knows what rolling an eighteen for cumliness even means (since > this fact by itself excludes players from playing), and contestants must be over 18 > years of age and legal resident of the fifty United States or the District of > Columbia to enter. There's no limit to the number of entires each contestant may > submit. No purchase necessary. Making a purchase will not increase your chances of > winning a prize. Void in Canada, Puerto Rico and where prohibited by law. All > decisions are final. By entering, participants warrant and represent that they agree > to be bound by these contest rules and/or fuzzy handcuffs. All taxes on any prize won > are the sole responsibility of each winner, including, without limitation, any > federal, state, or local taxes, which may be deemed applicable in such winner’s > jurisdiction of residence. Winner(s) shall be solely responsible for the reporting > and payment of all taxes incurred by acceptance and use of the prize(s) (or any > portion thereof), if applicable. All prizes distributed to winners are the sole > responsibility of the prize donor(s). Delivery method is at the sole discretion of > the prize donor(s). Prizes are offered “as is” with no written, express, or implied > warranty.
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Re: HOLLY CRAP!!!!!! <NT>
[Re: Breetai]
#310574 - 06/20/13 05:08 AM
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> > > Though I don't think I could even fantasize about someone not at least in her > > thirties. > > > > > > If I wasn't married, I would totally tap that.* > > > > > > * Provided the following additional conditions were true... were I not only single, > > but additionally I was younger, I had rolled an eighteen for cumliness, I was not > of > > the type of person who knows what rolling an eighteen for cumliness even means > (since > > this fact by itself excludes players from playing), and contestants must be over 18 > > years of age and legal resident of the fifty United States or the District of > > Columbia to enter. There's no limit to the number of entires each contestant may > > submit. No purchase necessary. Making a purchase will not increase your chances of > > winning a prize. Void in Canada, Puerto Rico and where prohibited by law. All > > decisions are final. By entering, participants warrant and represent that they > agree > > to be bound by these contest rules and/or fuzzy handcuffs. All taxes on any prize > won > > are the sole responsibility of each winner, including, without limitation, any > > federal, state, or local taxes, which may be deemed applicable in such winner’s > > jurisdiction of residence. Winner(s) shall be solely responsible for the reporting > > and payment of all taxes incurred by acceptance and use of the prize(s) (or any > > portion thereof), if applicable. All prizes distributed to winners are the sole > > responsibility of the prize donor(s). Delivery method is at the sole discretion of > > the prize donor(s). Prizes are offered “as is” with no written, express, or implied > > warranty.
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