> I don't know what this "One Direction" is. > > I don't want to know that. > > Why has it come up 3 times in as many days, but not before that?
Once upon a time, I had no idea what One Direction was. One morning I got up at five, had breakfast, caught the taxi to the airport, got on the plane to Sydney, walked down to the train station, and got on my train to work. I had to change trains in the city, and thought to myself, "That's funny, there aren't normally this many annoying teen girls around." They were getting in the way everywhere. Then I saw the news about One Direction being in Sydney. "WTF is One Direction?" I thought. The next day a girl from work and I had a seminar to attend at ASX in the city. While I was walking home across the Domain, there were a bunch of annoying teen One Direction fangirls running around randomly. One of them almost ran right into my face. Stupid fangirls. For a few months recently there was a shop called "1D World" in the city that sold nothing but One Direction merchandise, and disturbingly there were always girls and women buying stuff there. Bloody One Direction.
> Once upon a time, I had no idea what One Direction was. One morning I got up at five, > had breakfast, caught the taxi to the airport, got on the plane to Sydney, walked > down to the train station, and got on my train to work. I had to change trains in the > city, and thought to myself, "That's funny, there aren't normally this many annoying > teen girls around." They were getting in the way everywhere. Then I saw the news > about One Direction being in Sydney. "WTF is One Direction?" I thought. The next day > a girl from work and I had a seminar to attend at ASX in the city. While I was > walking home across the Domain, there were a bunch of annoying teen One Direction > fangirls running around randomly. One of them almost ran right into my face. Stupid > fangirls. For a few months recently there was a shop called "1D World" in the city > that sold nothing but One Direction merchandise, and disturbingly there were always > girls and women buying stuff there. Bloody One Direction.
The first I'd heard of them was in line at the store, they were on the cover of some magazine. Made me laugh because I wasn't sure if One Direction was the name of the band or a description of the way their hair was all combed.
> > Once upon a time, I had no idea what One Direction was. One morning I got up at > five, > > had breakfast, caught the taxi to the airport, got on the plane to Sydney, walked > > down to the train station, and got on my train to work. I had to change trains in > the > > city, and thought to myself, "That's funny, there aren't normally this many > annoying > > teen girls around." They were getting in the way everywhere. Then I saw the news > > about One Direction being in Sydney. "WTF is One Direction?" I thought. The next > day > > a girl from work and I had a seminar to attend at ASX in the city. While I was > > walking home across the Domain, there were a bunch of annoying teen One Direction > > fangirls running around randomly. One of them almost ran right into my face. Stupid > > fangirls. For a few months recently there was a shop called "1D World" in the city > > that sold nothing but One Direction merchandise, and disturbingly there were always > > girls and women buying stuff there. Bloody One Direction. > > The first I'd heard of them was in line at the store, they were on the cover of some > magazine. Made me laugh because I wasn't sure if One Direction was the name of the > band or a description of the way their hair was all combed.
First person describing them to me called them "New Direction", I had a good laugh (New Direction/Nude Erection)
I know about them because I have a little sister. According to her they are the equivalent of 5 Justin Beibers with foreign accents. And apparently that's considered a good thing to some people instead of a good reason to murder them.
> I know about them because I have a little sister. According to her they are the > equivalent of 5 Justin Beibers with foreign accents. And apparently that's considered > a good thing to some people instead of a good reason to murder them.
Same here, except for it's my girlfriend's daughter. She's 9, the girls at school love them, so she does too... Though she hardly mentions them or listens to them, except for right after school, or if her friends are over...
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