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3 weeks ago...
#300423 - 12/11/12 08:00 AM
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"It kind-of smells funny in the kids playroom. Better go see what they hid in there."
~checks toybox for loose juice box, milk, etc...finds nothing~
2 weeks ago...
"It really fucking stinks in here"
~checks everywhere else in the room for the fifteenth time...finds nothing~
1 week ago...
"Christ..."
~rents carpet cleaner~
Tonight...
"What is that crusty stuff in the bottom of the American Girl Jeep? It kinda looks like ~barf...hork...heave~
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DMala |
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Re: 3 weeks ago...
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#300592 - 12/14/12 08:42 AM
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> "It kind-of smells funny in the kids playroom. Better go see what they hid in there." > > ~checks toybox for loose juice box, milk, etc...finds nothing~ > > > 2 weeks ago... > > "It really fucking stinks in here" > > ~checks everywhere else in the room for the fifteenth time...finds nothing~ > > > 1 week ago... > > "Christ..." > > ~rents carpet cleaner~ > > > Tonight... > > "What is that crusty stuff in the bottom of the American Girl Jeep? It kinda looks > like ~barf...hork...heave~
So what the heck was it, anyway?
I'm still at the stage where mystery substances only come in three categories. If it's only mildly unpleasant and soaking everything in a 10 foot radius, it's drool. If it's white and fairly unpleasant, it's spit-up (aka puke). If it's dry heave inducing, it's almost certainly poop. I've been lucky in the poop arena, my poor wife has lived through several poopsplosions so far.
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Hizzout |
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Re: 3 weeks ago...
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#300608 - 12/14/12 06:18 PM
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I had assumed it was poo....you know, since he didn't elaborate.
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italie![Administrator Administrator](//www.mameworld.info/ubbthreads/images/adm.gif) |
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Re: 3 weeks ago...
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#300647 - 12/15/12 02:00 PM
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> I had assumed it was poo....you know, since he didn't elaborate.
Worse..milk.
...and eventually mold....
But mostly spoiled milk.
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DMala |
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Re: 3 weeks ago...
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#300658 - 12/15/12 07:06 PM
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> > I had assumed it was poo....you know, since he didn't elaborate. > > Worse..milk. > > > ...and eventually mold.... > > But mostly spoiled milk.
Ugh, I remember doing that as a kid. I had a glass of milk while watching TV up in the spare bedroom, and I didn't finish it, put it down and forgot about it. My recollection is that my mom found it the next day, but it had to have been longer. I remember we couldn't even figure out what it was at first, it had separated into a nasty, moldy, cheese-like substance.
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Tomu Breidah |
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Re: +30 years ago...
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#300663 - 12/15/12 09:20 PM
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