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3 weeks ago...
#300423 - 12/11/12 08:00 AM


"It kind-of smells funny in the kids playroom. Better go see what they hid in there."

~checks toybox for loose juice box, milk, etc...finds nothing~



2 weeks ago...

"It really fucking stinks in here"

~checks everywhere else in the room for the fifteenth time...finds nothing~



1 week ago...

"Christ..."

~rents carpet cleaner~


Tonight...

"What is that crusty stuff in the bottom of the American Girl Jeep? It kinda looks like ~barf...hork...heave~



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Re: 3 weeks ago... new [Re: italie]
#300592 - 12/14/12 08:42 AM


> "It kind-of smells funny in the kids playroom. Better go see what they hid in there."
>
> ~checks toybox for loose juice box, milk, etc...finds nothing~
>
>
> 2 weeks ago...
>
> "It really fucking stinks in here"
>
> ~checks everywhere else in the room for the fifteenth time...finds nothing~
>
>
> 1 week ago...
>
> "Christ..."
>
> ~rents carpet cleaner~
>
>
> Tonight...
>
> "What is that crusty stuff in the bottom of the American Girl Jeep? It kinda looks
> like ~barf...hork...heave~

So what the heck was it, anyway?

I'm still at the stage where mystery substances only come in three categories. If it's only mildly unpleasant and soaking everything in a 10 foot radius, it's drool. If it's white and fairly unpleasant, it's spit-up (aka puke). If it's dry heave inducing, it's almost certainly poop. I've been lucky in the poop arena, my poor wife has lived through several poopsplosions so far.



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Re: 3 weeks ago... new [Re: DMala]
#300608 - 12/14/12 06:18 PM


I had assumed it was poo....you know, since he didn't elaborate.



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Re: 3 weeks ago... new [Re: Hizzout]
#300647 - 12/15/12 02:00 PM


> I had assumed it was poo....you know, since he didn't elaborate.

Worse..milk.


...and eventually mold....

But mostly spoiled milk.



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Re: 3 weeks ago... new [Re: italie]
#300658 - 12/15/12 07:06 PM


> > I had assumed it was poo....you know, since he didn't elaborate.
>
> Worse..milk.
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> ...and eventually mold....
>
> But mostly spoiled milk.

Ugh, I remember doing that as a kid. I had a glass of milk while watching TV up in the spare bedroom, and I didn't finish it, put it down and forgot about it. My recollection is that my mom found it the next day, but it had to have been longer. I remember we couldn't even figure out what it was at first, it had separated into a nasty, moldy, cheese-like substance.



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Re: +30 years ago... new [Re: DMala]
#300663 - 12/15/12 09:20 PM


> Ugh, I remember doing that as a kid. I had a glass of milk while watching TV up in
> the spare bedroom, and I didn't finish it, put it down and forgot about it. My
> recollection is that my mom found it the next day, but it had to have been longer. I
> remember we couldn't even figure out what it was at first, it had separated into a
> nasty, moldy, cheese-like substance.

I remember leaving a plastic cup of milk with cookies in it on the piano. Maybe a day or 2 later (I really can't recall) I think my Dad or myself found it (it was probably me). Because when I seen it I thought "Oh yeah.... *looks at it* Uh-Oh! "




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