Zefram Cochrane. Foreplay will consist of me dancing like an absolute jack fucking asshole beside a jukebox that is blarring some bullshit surfer music. Midplay will include me licking her pussy at warp 1 which is all that was achieved at the time of his life. Postplay includes a bunch of Vulcans showing up. They will list the reasons why my raping of her was logical right after I leave my warp signature inside her asshole.