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Forget the fights against obesity and smoking, THIS is the battle we should be fighting
#297022 - 10/04/12 06:00 AM


Fucking botox. Ban that ship right out. We just can't sit and watch our nations hotties destroy their bodies any longer.


Exhibit A: WTF happened to Lark?










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Re: Forget the fights against obesity and smoking, THIS is the battle we should be fighting new [Re: italie]
#297029 - 10/04/12 03:27 PM



> Exhibit A: WTF happened to Lark?

She got fat! Rally the fight against obesity and smoking! Things would have been worse for her had she NOT used botox. What we need is MORE botox, not less. I'll see you at the first televised Lark Debates moderated by PBS.

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Re: Forget the fights against obesity and smoking, THIS is the battle we should be fighting new [Re: italie]
#297030 - 10/04/12 03:37 PM


Wow what a great idea - having the guests come down a little winding stairwell so we can get a good bounce and jiggle show. Somebody on that show's production crew is a genius.



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Re: Forget the fights against obesity and smoking, THIS is the battle we should be fighting new [Re: italie]
#297031 - 10/04/12 03:40 PM


> Fucking botox. Ban that ship right out. We just can't sit and watch our nations
> hotties destroy their bodies any longer.

I'd say ban plastic surgery in general, except for people who have been disfigured. 90% of the people who get it would have looked better if they hadn't.



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Re: Forget the fights against obesity and smoking, THIS is the battle we should be fighting new [Re: yaggy]
#297032 - 10/04/12 03:42 PM


> Wow what a great idea - having the guests come down a little winding stairwell so we
> can get a good bounce and jiggle show. Somebody on that show's production crew is a
> genius guy.

Fixed.



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Re: Forget the fights against obesity and smoking, THIS is the battle we should be fighting new [Re: DMala]
#297034 - 10/04/12 04:11 PM



Quote:


90% of the people who get it would have looked better if they hadn't.




Body dysmorphic disorder can be a biatch

I blame Hollywood and advertisers really. You're constantly made to feel ugly, or too fat, teeth aren't white enough, skin isn't clear enough, your hair is a mess.

“People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you." --Banksy



Edited by Hizzout (10/04/12 04:29 PM)



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Re: Forget the fights against obesity and smoking, THIS is the battle we should be fighting new [Re: DMala]
#297035 - 10/04/12 04:22 PM


Bruce 'WTF' Jenner !?!

Whatever scarred him was strong enough to leak from his brain & into the rest of his ,loosely said, family.

He looks so bad now wouldn't you consider him disfigured?

So he now needs plastic surgery to fix his plastic surgery?

Where does it end?



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Re: Forget the fights against obesity and smoking, THIS is the battle we should be fighting new [Re: Bad A Billy]
#297036 - 10/04/12 04:47 PM


> Bruce 'WTF' Jenner !?!

Him, Kenny Rogers, Michael Jackson, Joan Rivers... not to mention millions of women who ruin average to awesome breasts by replacing them with watermelons... it's a horror show.

> He looks so bad now wouldn't you consider him disfigured?
>
> So he now needs plastic surgery to fix his plastic surgery?
>
> Where does it end?

Nope, only disfigurement by misadventure or disease counts. If you wreck yourself on purpose, you're SOL.


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