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Dateline London

Badminton scandle rocks Olympics.

After it was discovered that several teams were purposely trying to loose their badminton matches, Olympic officials have been scrambling trying to figure out how such an embarrassing circumstance could arise where badminton is considered an Olympic event.

"this is scadalous. Not since the duelling pistols of the 1904 Summer Olympics has such a stupid sport found its way into the competition, and thankfully these lame contestants trying to loose has brought our attention to this God aweful situation where a picnic pasttime got elevated to a world competition. We've rewarded these brave athletes by disqualifying them from this public embarrassment, and we hope to find a solution to let all of these unfortunate competitors out of having to bash a cock around on international T.V."