Quote: We do our killing on New Years eve, the drunks are easier to target.
Aye! It's usually a common occurrence when people get so intoxicated and uncoordinated as a result thereof that they happen to fall upon very sharp objects accidentally over 9000 times. Usually with at least one honest witness to attest to that known fact. ;-)
So friends, no matter what holiday is at play should you decide to play that way, when you have too much to drink, please get drunk with dignity.
As for tonight, don't get drunk and play with fireworks unless you have a friend with a video recorder providing visual documentation of your activities as you light an M-80 and toss the lighter while placing the M-80 back into your pocket. Or igniting a galvanized steel bucket full of thermite while it rests upon a block of ice while neglecting to run just to admire its "coolness".
The usual "That badge looks stoopit!" or "I can prove these shoes are fireproof!" are awesome things to do for fun tonight!
Do play with fireworks. Things that go boom along with your friends' publishing of video evidence via a popular favorite website or image board is a patriotic American tradition along with guns, beer, and lulz. It's proof that yer a Real 'murikan!And if you don't then what are you?A godless hippy peacenik sexually deviant COMMUNIST! That's what!
A safety reminder: If you find your hands and underarms are bleeding there's a small chance that your bottle may not have a twist-off cap.
--Bekki
Combating functional illiteracy with latex-clad drama since the '80s, because old video games rule!
Ah yes! The TRUE embodiment of the REAL Patriotic 'merkin! Use that freedom that our country's forefathers in the best country on the planet, Duh Yoooooooounited States Uh Uhmericuh, *DIED* for and *GAVE* to you, IN BLOOD!!!, ya ungrateful pansies! Fun with fireworks should not be limited to the great outdoors!
Gawd bless Uhmerucuh...and...uhh...and the home of the brave!
--Bekki
Combating functional illiteracy with latex-clad drama since the '80s, because old video games rule!
> Ah yes! The TRUE embodiment of the REAL Patriotic 'merkin! Use that freedom that our > country's forefathers in the best country on the planet, Duh Yoooooooounited States > Uh Uhmericuh, *DIED* for and *GAVE* to you, IN BLOOD!!!, ya ungrateful pansies! Fun > with fireworks should not be limited to the great outdoors! > > > Gawd bless Uhmerucuh...and...uhh...and the home of the brave! > > --Bekki
Heayllllllll yeah! I'm replyin' ya myself! That's *TRUE* FREEDOM and INDEPENDENCE!
Jest remember thet when ya take, ass twat Sir Wallace sez, "FREEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMM!!!!", into yer own hands there will be that pause. A bit of NASCAR-like Unser tan tay! An if'n yer a *REAL* MURKIN you'd know thet it's what's up front that counts. No lilly-livered yeller libberel knows whut "FREEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMM!!!!" is! Thets why they hate *REAL* MERKINS! At times there's a certain price ta be paid fer thet. Thet's why they're a buncha hippy peacenik cowards!
Moar freedom an feelin' than dem dang blasted hated Chinee! Yet they know hows ta blows stuff up real good!
--Bekki
Combating functional illiteracy with latex-clad drama since the '80s, because old video games rule!
Ah don' scriminate either. Eventually y'all wind up with ah geek widda 'puter and a score from a gol dang Mike Bay flick and can put sumpthin' tagedder...
...and it goes a little wider. As if dem dang blasted geeks widda vidyafones can as least shoot something wide. Whadda fruit flyin' lil' hippy lookalike crabapple tree is wrong widda person thet caint frame uh shot?
Ah gots guns. Ah can shoot. Dang blasted pansy-assed lilly livered...dey ain' got no morals er good upbringin'. Dats wot.
*REAL* MERKINS ain' smart. Country boys can survive, tho. An dey sho r entertainin'.
An if'n ya don't like Hank Williams, ya can kiss our ass!
*MURKIN* PAITROTISM! Up front and in yer face!
--Bekki
Combating functional illiteracy with latex-clad drama since the '80s, because old video games rule!
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