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Oreos want to double stuff your butthole
#290364 - 06/27/12 10:21 PM
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Re: Oreos want to double stuff your butthole
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#290366 - 06/27/12 10:24 PM
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Re: Oreos want to double stuff your butthole
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#290367 - 06/27/12 10:30 PM
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"This is absolutely disgusting. Your attempt to 'normalize' the behaviour of homosexuals has cost you a customer," one commenter wrote.
I hope they enjoy their HETERO (but bland and CLEARLY inferior) Hydrox cookies from now on.
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Re: Oreos want to double stuff your butthole
[Re: Smitdogg]
#290368 - 06/27/12 10:30 PM
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Quote:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/oreo-sees-support-backlash-boycott-gay-pride-rainbow-cookie-article-1.1103369
I was more offended by the quote on that page from the FaceBooker:
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"It goes against Biblical principals and against how nature intended…"
It's "principles", you eeeeeeeediot!
And, speaking of nature, how can one not enjoy rainbows after a bit of rain on a sunny day? Refracted solar light through water mist rules! :-)
I think that FaceBooker enjoys getting pegged in private. I could be wrong. ;-)
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Re: Oreos want to double stuff your butthole
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#290370 - 06/27/12 10:36 PM
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Quote:
"It goes against Biblical principals and against how nature intended…"
Looks like they need to be preaching to the swans, gulls, penguins, vultures, pigeons, dolphins, bisons, apes, elephants, giraffes, monkeys, lions, skunks, sheep, lizards, and flies and the thousands of other species that exhibit homosexual behaviors that what they're doing is against what nature intended....or was that what god intended?....Even the person that originally posted that quote can't seem to decide.
Oh and they need to tell those animals not to buy Oreo's anymore either.
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Re: Oreos want to double stuff your butthole
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#290372 - 06/27/12 10:46 PM
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I am deeply offended by that cookie...
[Re: Smitdogg]
#290378 - 06/28/12 01:00 AM
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Because its, what, quintuple stuffed... When the best a good breeder can get is double stuffed. Thats bs. Although that cookie does make me bake-curious.
Now when they come out with the double-rainbow stuffed oreo, those would make for a rainbow double penetration of oreo stuffed fun!
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Re: I am deeply offended by that cookie...
[Re: GatKong]
#290379 - 06/28/12 01:03 AM
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Double penetration, all the way. It's almost a...triple penetration. Triple penetration, all the way. Oh wow what does it mean!
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Re: I am deeply offended by that cookie...
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#290381 - 06/28/12 01:25 AM
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> Double penetration, all the way. It's almost a...triple penetration. Triple
> penetration, all the way. Oh wow what does it mean!
It means you're going to join the 99% after triple stuffing your pie hole full of cookies.
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Oh for Pete's sake.
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Re: I am deeply offended by that cookie...
[Re: Gor]
#290382 - 06/28/12 01:29 AM
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But I had heard that to stuff a mouth hole with gay baited Oreos you have to be 6'2" with dwarf legs.
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Re: I am deeply offended by that cookie...
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#290383 - 06/28/12 01:42 AM
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> But I had heard that to stuff a mouth hole with gay baited Oreos you have to be 6'2"
> with dwarf legs.
But I heard that you could also do it if you're wearing a pair of Bobby Jones khakis, size 40. In fact, I
also heard when wearing size 40 Bobby Jones khakis, you can pentiple stuff those things.
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Oh for Pete's sake.
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Re: I am deeply offended by that cookie...
[Re: Gor]
#290384 - 06/28/12 01:45 AM
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That might be funny if I ever wore them but they were from a pile of hand me downs that I never wore even once. There was a time years ago I could have fit in them but that still doesn't make your post work. So solly. 
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Re: Oreos want to double stuff your butthole
[Re: Smitdogg]
#290386 - 06/28/12 02:10 AM
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My local Dunkins had Oreo crumble donuts for sale today. Coincedence? I think not.
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Re: I am deeply offended by that cookie...
[Re: GatKong]
#290388 - 06/28/12 02:17 AM
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Because its, what, quintuple stuffed... When the best a good breeder can get is double stuffed. Thats bs. Although that cookie does make me bake-curious.
Just make sure to practice safe baking while having fun. And don't confuse yeast for already-added baking powder. ;-)
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Now when they come out with the double-rainbow stuffed oreo, those would make for a rainbow double penetration of oreo stuffed fun!
I wouldn't eat it but it's a fun-looking cookie. Unless you're Eric Cartman there is really nothing offensive about those colors and the presentation.
Alas, this isn't really news:
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"As a company, Kraft Foods has a proud history of celebrating diversity and inclusiveness. We feel the Oreo ad is a fun reflection of our values," Basil Maglaris, Kraft's associate director of corporate affairs, told Reuters.
He said the positive comments about the rainbow cookie far outnumber the negative.
TL;DR version for the mass media modus operandi: The reactionary religiously insane homophobic population is a minority. But they're vocal and violent so they need more exposure within the media for they themselves are a clear and present danger to other people.
I could be wrong, of course. ;-)
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Re: I am deeply offended by that cookie...
[Re: Smitdogg]
#290398 - 06/28/12 03:19 AM
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> That might be funny if I ever wore them but they were from a pile of hand me downs
> that I never wore even once. There was a time years ago I could have fit in them but
> that still doesn't make your post work. So solly.
Poppycock. My post works awesomely because the audience is so limited. It's like an inside joke inside of an
inside joke wrapped in Elmo's Enigma machine.
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Re: I am deeply offended by that cookie...
[Re: GatKong]
#290401 - 06/28/12 03:28 AM
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> Because its, what, quintuple stuffed... When the best a good breeder can get is
> double stuffed. Thats bs. Although that cookie does make me bake-curious.
Missed a chance there: it's SEXTUPLE-stuffed!
> Now when they come out with the double-rainbow stuffed oreo, those would make for a
> rainbow double penetration of oreo stuffed fun!
Should boycott them for not making rainbow Oreos available. Not like the picture, but single stuffed in assorted colors within a single package.
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Re: I am deeply offended by that cookie...
[Re: Gor]
#290402 - 06/28/12 03:35 AM
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You invoked the law of poppycock!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I thought we were just kidding around!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! And then you go and get serious.....
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Remind me not to invite you to any parties. Well fuck my asshole with the Oreo company president's rainbow dick I have to go prepare for poppycock proceedings. I wonder if my lawyer will go all cockypop and pull some shit like straight out of Liar Liar or perhaps not and he sees dwarf legs. Dwarf legs keep the torso lower to the ground enabling unnatural stability especially when the cocks poppy. Oh what to do what to fuckering dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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Re: Oreos want to double stuff your butthole
[Re: Andrew]
#290423 - 06/28/12 04:30 PM
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Hmm no oreo crumb donuts @ my local D & D.....
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Re: Oreos want to double stuff your butthole
[Re: mesk]
#290460 - 06/29/12 12:10 AM
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Hmm no oreo crumb donuts @ my local D & D.....
The non-chain indie bakeries has them within the Penn Hills/Oakmont/Pittsburgh PA area. Some even have crushed-up Butterfinger crunchies.
Mmm...local bakeries... :-)
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Re: Oreos want to double stuff your butthole
[Re: Smitdogg]
#290504 - 06/29/12 06:10 AM
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you think they will make a cookie for trolls 
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Re: Oreos want to double stuff your butthole
[Re: jumpmaniac81]
#290506 - 06/29/12 06:14 AM
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No. They decided that would dilute the brand image so they will just concentrate on cookies for asshole fuckers and specifically consensual and contractual male on male rape where there is excessive dookie in the shit pipe (no pre-cleaning is allowed other than light wiping according to the official rules, which are strict as white dog shit). So, just cookies for them. Trolls are fucked. Got to get their cookies elsewhere.
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Re: Oreos want to double stuff your butthole
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#290561 - 06/30/12 05:31 AM
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