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Boy dies after masturbating 42 times
#287072 - 05/20/12 10:01 AM
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Re: Boy dies after masturbating 42 times
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#287074 - 05/20/12 11:40 AM
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lol@description:
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They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.
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Re: Boy dies after masturbating 42 times
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#287083 - 05/20/12 04:36 PM
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How did someone get a count of 42?
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Re: Boy dies after masturbating 42 times
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#287085 - 05/20/12 05:10 PM
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The only thing he was better at than masturbating was documentation. He held a nightly checklist complete with title, date and crib notes.
I hope nobody believes this "Brazilian Enquirer" story.
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Re: Boy dies after masturbating 42 times
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#287099 - 05/20/12 07:36 PM
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> How did someone get a count of 42?
They weighed the pile of tissues, then subtract off the baseline weight of that many clean tissues.
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Re: [Insert D-Bags' name] dies after masturbating 42 times
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#287101 - 05/20/12 08:08 PM
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Too EZ...
Oh BTW, the rumors of MY demise have been greatly exagerated.
Later...
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Hats off to epic masturbating kid.
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#287189 - 05/21/12 01:38 PM
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Re: Boy dies after masturbating 42 times
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#287206 - 05/21/12 04:05 PM
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So twelve times a day is still okay, just not >40. Ok, we're good here. Whew.
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Re: Boy dies after masturbating 42 times
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#287226 - 05/21/12 08:29 PM
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You keep that up and your gonna go blind. 
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I’m convinced Mario is a hobo.
He wakes up everyday in the same clothes, runs around in sewers, and collects coins for a living.
At the end of the day, he uses the coins to buy mushrooms
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Slartibartifast.
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#287229 - 05/21/12 08:37 PM
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Re: Slartibartifast.
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#287240 - 05/21/12 10:18 PM
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Slart Cred +100 <nt>
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#287288 - 05/22/12 03:00 AM
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sounds like he would've made a fine rapist [nt]
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#287328 - 05/22/12 11:10 AM
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*in best deviant voice* got to get hees feex, eh, heh ehehe. Hehn hehn hehn.
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Re: sounds like he would've made a fine rapist
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#287332 - 05/22/12 01:27 PM
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Nah, he satisfied himself perfectly - didn't need to bother raping anyone.
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