MAMEWorld >> The Loony Bin
View all threads Index   Threaded Mode Threaded  

Pages: 1

mesk
@ the arcade
Reged: 03/03/11
Posts: 484
Loc: Rhode Island
Send PM


Even 11 year olds dislike Apple
#284594 - 05/01/12 08:49 PM


This boy dislikes Apple so much he pee's on them.




http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2012/04/boy_urinates_on_computers_caus.html



DMala
Sleep is overrated
Reged: 05/09/05
Posts: 3989
Loc: Waltham, MA
Send PM


Re: Even 11 year olds dislike Apple new [Re: mesk]
#284601 - 05/01/12 11:09 PM


> This boy dislikes Apple so much he pee's on them.
>
>
>
>
> http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2012/04/boy_urinates_on_computers_caus.html

Hey, when you gotta go...

$36,000 worth of damage, though? Even at Apple's prices, that's a big pile of computers to be sitting on a cart. And they were *all* damaged beyond repair? Or is it just too gross to use a computer that got a few drops of urine on it?



TriggerFin
Gnu Truth
Reged: 09/21/03
Posts: 5266
Loc: Stuck in a hole
Send PM


Re: Even 11 year olds dislike Apple new [Re: DMala]
#284604 - 05/01/12 11:35 PM


> > This boy dislikes Apple so much he pee's on them.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2012/04/boy_urinates_on_computers_caus.html
>
> Hey, when you gotta go...
>
> $36,000 worth of damage, though? Even at Apple's prices, that's a big pile of
> computers to be sitting on a cart. And they were *all* damaged beyond repair? Or is
> it just too gross to use a computer that got a few drops of urine on it?

What is that, 10 or so?

Well, they can't sell them, because, besides being "damaged," they are potential disease vectors.



No, it really isn't sterile. Not when it actually leaves the body.



amused
MAME Fan
Reged: 04/24/08
Posts: 300
Send PM


Re: Even 11 year olds dislike Apple new [Re: TriggerFin]
#284629 - 05/02/12 03:55 AM


Note that the news story only says "several" computers. It does not say how many. And it says $36000 worth of damage. What is that, retail value? Wouldn't the school get a wholesale discount or something?

I have a feeling that the focus is less on the computers and more on the $36000. The computers themselves are, I would guess, a McGuffin.

I wonder if there was any important data on the computers that was lost, or if the loss is really just the hardware. Or the (theoretical) $36000.



DMala
Sleep is overrated
Reged: 05/09/05
Posts: 3989
Loc: Waltham, MA
Send PM


Re: Even 11 year olds dislike Apple new [Re: TriggerFin]
#284640 - 05/02/12 04:59 AM


> What is that, 10 or so?

Looking at Best Buy's site, MacBook Pros run between $1200 and $2500. Given that it's a school, I'm guessing they don't have pimped out, top of the line models, so it seems like it would be closer to 30.



Bekki Doll
A cynical yet secular shiny retrogamer, thread ressurector and fan of the word "gay".
Reged: 01/28/12
Posts: 771
Loc: Freeport, PA
Send PM


Re: Even 11 year olds dislike Apple new [Re: mesk]
#284650 - 05/02/12 06:51 AM



Quote:


This boy dislikes Apple so much he pee's on them.




I'm not a fan of Apple's products, either. But that doesn't justify property damage.

--Bekki



Combating functional illiteracy with latex-clad drama since the '80s, because old video games rule!



URherenow
Reged: 09/21/03
Posts: 4260
Loc: Japan
Send PM


Re: Even 11 year olds dislike Apple new [Re: TriggerFin]
#284796 - 05/03/12 06:43 PM


not always... urine from a circumsized male can actually be sterile, unless there is a urinary tract infection involved.

same with women if you take your sample mid-stream or part the labia with two fingers so bacteria don't wash off...



Just broke my personal record for number of consecutive days without dying!



TriggerFin
Gnu Truth
Reged: 09/21/03
Posts: 5266
Loc: Stuck in a hole
Send PM


Re: Even 11 year olds dislike Apple new [Re: URherenow]
#284798 - 05/03/12 06:52 PM


> not always... urine from a circumsized male can actually be sterile, unless there is
> a urinary tract infection involved.
>
> same with women if you take your sample mid-stream or part the labia with two fingers
> so bacteria don't wash off...

You have bacteria in your urethra.



Gor
Giver of truth.
Reged: 09/21/03
Posts: 1925
Loc: The basement
Send PM


Re: Even 11 year olds dislike Apple new [Re: URherenow]
#284803 - 05/03/12 07:58 PM


> same with women if you take your sample mid-stream or part the labia with two fingers
> so bacteria don't wash off...

speaking of which, science has discovered another source for good bacteria besides Activa yogurt
http://www.livescience.com/20052-vagina-microbes.html



Oh for Pete's sake.
loser.com



dfrance
Crazed Collector
Reged: 09/22/03
Posts: 638
Loc: The Black
Send PM


Re: Even 11 year olds dislike Apple new [Re: amused]
#284835 - 05/04/12 03:02 AM


> Wouldn't the school get a
> wholesale discount or something?

Not much of one, if one at all. The local high school just bought 800 iPads (can't wait to pay THOSE enrollment/activity fees) got the 2 year "apple" protection plan and after the $30 (yes, thirty) discount they shelled out just over $600/ea (included some apps).



URherenow
Reged: 09/21/03
Posts: 4260
Loc: Japan
Send PM


Re: Even 11 year olds dislike Apple new [Re: TriggerFin]
#285014 - 05/05/12 07:38 AM


Umm... no I don't. You need to see a doctor if you do.

http://expertscolumn.com/content/prevent-bacteria-urethra-avoid-bladder-infections



Just broke my personal record for number of consecutive days without dying!



TriggerFin
Gnu Truth
Reged: 09/21/03
Posts: 5266
Loc: Stuck in a hole
Send PM


Re: Even 11 year olds dislike Apple new [Re: URherenow]
#285033 - 05/05/12 02:31 PM


> Umm... no I don't. You need to see a doctor if you do.
>
> http://expertscolumn.com/content/prevent-bacteria-urethra-avoid-bladder-infections

Not going to bother. Beneficial bacteria is still bacteria, and presence of known things is not absence of things.



Ramirez
MAME Fan
Reged: 07/06/10
Posts: 248
Loc: Brasil
Send PM


Re: Even 11 year olds dislike Apple new [Re: mesk]
#285036 - 05/05/12 03:10 PM


The boy did well. Apples are made to be pissed on.



URherenow
Reged: 09/21/03
Posts: 4260
Loc: Japan
Send PM


Re: Even 11 year olds dislike Apple new [Re: TriggerFin]
#285071 - 05/05/12 09:47 PM


you're thinking of the benificial bacteria in a vagina. There is NO bacteria in the urethra unless you have an infection.



Just broke my personal record for number of consecutive days without dying!



TriggerFin
Gnu Truth
Reged: 09/21/03
Posts: 5266
Loc: Stuck in a hole
Send PM


Re: Even 11 year olds dislike Apple new [Re: URherenow]
#285072 - 05/05/12 10:01 PM


No, I'm not.

The phrase used by people who want to be accurate (I've looked several times over the past year or so, since I had seen it mentioned somewhere) is "typically thought of as" or "generally considered" sterile. That's "generally" as in "not always" and "considered" as in "not actually."

It doesn't even matter if it were true for "healthy" individuals, as they'd need to prove to everyone in the district that it was true in this specific case.


Having not read the article, I don't even know if these items were boxed at the time. If they weren't, you've got a fluid in them that will screw up the boards and contacts.

Edited by TriggerFin (05/05/12 10:15 PM)


Pages: 1

MAMEWorld >> The Loony Bin
View all threads Index   Threaded Mode Threaded  

Extra information Permissions
Moderator:  GatKong 
0 registered and 144 anonymous users are browsing this forum.
You cannot start new topics
You cannot reply to topics
HTML is enabled
UBBCode is enabled
Thread views: 1668