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Bekki Doll
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How gay is gay? Number Two!
#284330 - 04/29/12 10:05 PM


Let the tasteful yet gay commentary about poo poo, bodily fluids, and ass mastery continue! ;-)



--Bekki



Combating functional illiteracy with latex-clad drama since the '80s, because old video games rule!



Bekki Doll
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Re: The closeted gay Catholic. new [Re: Bekki Doll]
#284348 - 04/29/12 11:01 PM



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Gatinho:
>I just want the bin not to suck dick

I sucked a dick once.




WARNING: May offend Catholics.


That reminds me of this one guy that used to work within my department. He was an overweight, balding, chummy and stinky person who didn't use deodorant that happened to be a Catholic. 'cause he liked to sweat.

Just picture how his forehead would look on Ash Wednesday. You may puke now.

Anyway, this dude was very deep within the closet. On Mardi Gras the cafeteria would give out beaded necklaces. He saw them as a threat to his masculinity. He even wondered out loud if they made him look gay.

But it gets worse.

I've mentioned that he was chummy. He was so chummy that he'd try to strike up a conversation with you while you were taking a piss. Even slap your back as if he was "all that".

That guy was gay. Flaming gay. If he were a weather occurrence he'd be a hurri-gay.

He didn't last long at the company. And the coworkers breathed a sigh of relief.

This would be his idea of a gay joke:


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Hey everybody! I'm gay.
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Just kidding.
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Hah hah hah hah hah!!!




He even had a very disturbing laugh, too. It sounded completely forced, false and creepy.

Scares me, and I'm fearless. ;-)

--Bekki

Edited by Bekki Doll (04/30/12 12:48 AM)



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mogli
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I think you're being preliminarily ignored..... new [Re: Bekki Doll]
#284423 - 04/30/12 11:23 AM


But may soon get...shafted....if you pursue this avenue much farther.

At the very least, I push the envelope within a context, an artistic impulse.



Consider it high comedy....sincere tragedy....whatever...don't take it personally.

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Bekki Doll
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Re: I think you're being preliminarily ignored..... new [Re: mogli]
#284434 - 04/30/12 03:41 PM



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But may soon get...shafted....if you pursue this avenue much farther.




I'm not worried about it. My butt is fairly resilient. ;-)


Quote:


At the very least, I push the envelope within a context, an artistic impulse.




The late Christopher Hitchens is proven correct. And he's sorely missed. :-(

--Bekki



Combating functional illiteracy with latex-clad drama since the '80s, because old video games rule!


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