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Big weekend plans.....
#270506 - 12/08/11 04:31 PM
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....getting a vasectomy tomorrow, then 3 days of sitting around the house doing nothing!
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Re: Big weekend plans.....
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#270509 - 12/08/11 04:58 PM
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It's a shame that intelligent people are not having babies. The bulk of the new generation is coming from mostly the profoundly stupid.
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Re: Big weekend plans.....
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#270520 - 12/08/11 08:04 PM
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this sure beats my 'taking a shit' posts.
ouch
somebody once told me that it doesn't feel like you drop the full load afterwards - that alone permanently marked it off of the roster of possible shit that i'd ever consider.
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Do like I did, and just "tell" her you went through with it.
[Re: jcroach]
#270521 - 12/08/11 09:02 PM
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Re: Big weekend plans.....
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#270522 - 12/08/11 09:08 PM
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pack ice around the boys, don't move very much, and SIT DOWN.
When I had mine, that is what I did. Wasn't anywhere near anything entertaining except a TV remote and a blanket.
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| jcroach |
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Re: Big weekend plans.....
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#270524 - 12/08/11 09:57 PM
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> pack ice around the boys, don't move very much, and SIT DOWN.
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> When I had mine, that is what I did. Wasn't anywhere near anything entertaining
> except a TV remote and a blanket.
That's the plan!
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Re: Big weekend plans.....
[Re: jcroach]
#270530 - 12/09/11 12:20 AM
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> ....getting a vasectomy tomorrow, then 3 days of sitting around the house doing
> nothing!
Be careful, my aunt's boyfriend had a vasectomy, and it repaired itself somehow - five years later she got pregnant. Neither of them were very happy about it.
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Re: Big weekend plans.....
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#270531 - 12/09/11 12:47 AM
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Re: Big weekend plans.....
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#270536 - 12/09/11 03:15 AM
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No one will ever touch these jingle bells. 
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At the end of the day, he uses the coins to buy mushrooms
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Re: Big weekend plans.....
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#270540 - 12/09/11 04:08 AM
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Erm...I hope the father had a paternity test done....jus' sayin'
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Re: Big weekend plans.....
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#270541 - 12/09/11 04:13 AM
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Re: Do like I did, and just "tell" her you went through with it.
[Re: GatKong]
#270557 - 12/09/11 02:20 PM
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> I keed I keed.
Guy I used to work with had to schedule it three times. First time he made it to the parking lot, and then went to the bar across the street. Second time his name made it onto the sign in sheet, and then he ended up at the bar across the street. Third time his wife went with.
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Re: Big weekend plans.....
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#270568 - 12/09/11 04:57 PM
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> It's a shame that intelligent people are not having babies. The bulk of the new
> generation is coming from mostly the profoundly stupid.
That's because they can stay home all day having sex while the rest of us pay for their food stamps. 
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Re: Big weekend plans.....
[Re: Hizzout]
#270584 - 12/09/11 07:23 PM
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> Erm...I hope the father had a paternity test done....jus' sayin'
Well, unless my aunt was shagging his twin brother, the kids look a lot like him...
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Re: Big weekend plans.....
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#270608 - 12/10/11 01:30 AM
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"..Immediately, I felt as though he reached in through my scrotum and started pulling on my soul. I could feel the 'tugging' in my shoulders. I explained this to the team and they said it was perfectly normal. He continued tugging and I was afraid that if I looked down, I would see my lungs hanging out of the incision."
Arrrrhhhhhgggggg!!!
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| jcroach |
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Re: Big weekend plans.....
[Re: Sune]
#270787 - 12/12/11 08:05 PM
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> "..Immediately, I felt as though he reached in through my scrotum and started pulling
> on my soul. I could feel the 'tugging' in my shoulders. I explained this to the team
> and they said it was perfectly normal. He continued tugging and I was afraid that if
> I looked down, I would see my lungs hanging out of the incision."
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> Arrrrhhhhhgggggg!!!
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> S
Yeah, that's about right.
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