> My guess is because of the little bit of rat poison she puts in each day.
If this was real life, I would personally visit each of those women after the men left for work. I would down TWO cups of their coffee (black to prove a point), and then make sweet sweet love to each of them on top of the kitchen table.
The next time the men bitch about the coffee, I'll repeat the same process. This time on a Saturday.
It's really a win-win-win. The men get a lesson in manners, the women get some empowerment and attention, and I get free coffee and sex.
> > My guess is because of the little bit of rat poison she puts in each day. > > If this was real life, I would personally visit each of those women after the men > left for work. I would down TWO cups of their coffee (black to prove a point), and > then make sweet sweet love to each of them on top of the kitchen table. > > The next time the men bitch about the coffee, I'll repeat the same process. This time > on a Saturday. > > It's really a win-win-win. The men get a lesson in manners, the women get some > empowerment and attention, and I get free coffee and sex.