What do you mean, "what do they do at night?" We've seen their bedroom, the have separate --separated-- single beds, and Ernie keeps Bert awake with various antics unrelated to sex.
Why does there have to be ANYTHING sexual about Sesame Street?!? IT'S A CHILDREN'S PROGRAM for crying out loud! Why do we have to push sexuality at such a young age?!?
same thing with candy cigarettes.i ate em all the time and i'm against smoking because my father died of lung cancer. so it doesn't always turn that way.
I’m convinced Mario is a hobo.
He wakes up everyday in the same clothes, runs around in sewers, and collects coins for a living.
At the end of the day, he uses the coins to buy mushrooms
> Why does there have to be ANYTHING sexual about Sesame Street?!? IT'S A CHILDREN'S > PROGRAM for crying out loud! Why do we have to push sexuality at such a young age?!? >
None of my gay friends have any desire to see Bert and Ernie marry. The whole thing is absurd. Sure people (gay and straight) JOKE about them being secretly gay lovers, but COME ON, they're FUCKING PUPPETS.
Personally, I think it's one of those situations where a group who is actually AGAINST gay rights is feeding fake stories to the media that make it appear that pro gay rights groups are actually fighting for Bert and Ernie to marry. The result is that there's a lot of backlash and it (at least in theory) sways people who may have been on the fence back to the anti gay rights side.
Joke about it sure. Hell, I've joked about it plenty myself. But I've never, EVER talked to anyone who actually wants them married, or even for them to just be gay. The general attitude is, "That's fucking ludicrous. They're best friends. Why can't a couple of guys just be best friends?!"
If anything the "LET B&E GET MARRIED!" thing is a pain in the ass. Acceptance and understanding from straight people who don't have a lot of actual contact with out gays is hard enough to earn. If they think that you're fighting for queer puppet sex on kids show...
I think it's indeed a mix of anti-gays pushing for it to cause strife AND the freaks pushing for it.
Yes, Virginia, there are some sick fucking freaks in the gay community. As long as the majority of us embrace this "but we're *sniff*, we're all FAMILY" bullshit we'll never have any peace.
There's IS NOTHING WRONG with saying, "We're gay and we want acceptance. What? That guy over there in the leather with the naked dolls? FUCK that guy. Hell no you don't have to accept him, we don't. He's a sick fuck, that one..."
> There's IS NOTHING WRONG with saying, "We're gay and we want acceptance. What? That > guy over there in the leather with the naked dolls? FUCK that guy. Hell no you don't > have to accept him, we don't. He's a sick fuck, that one..."