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Answer this you dirty little bastards/inbreeders
#260117 - 07/17/11 03:14 AM


Father Knows Best: How Did Adam & Eve's Kids Have Kids?






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Shameful answer for a priest. <nt> new [Re: RdW]
#260119 - 07/17/11 03:39 AM


> Father Knows Best: How Did Adam & Eve's Kids Have Kids?



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Re: Answer this you dirty little bastards/inbreeders new [Re: RdW]
#260120 - 07/17/11 03:45 AM


wouldn't an easier answer be that adam and eve lived for 900 years and had 317 more kids besides cain and abel?



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Re: Answer this you dirty little bastards/inbreeders new [Re: jopezu]
#260124 - 07/17/11 06:14 AM


i know the answer .Cain was really an ugly woman.so the thought it was a he she .she he ....whatever



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Re: Answer this you dirty little bastards/inbreeders new [Re: jopezu]
#260125 - 07/17/11 06:21 AM


> wouldn't an easier answer be that adam and eve lived for 900 years and had 317 more
> kids besides cain and abel?

where does it say that?



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Re: Answer this you dirty little bastards/inbreeders new [Re: jopezu]
#260126 - 07/17/11 06:36 AM


> wouldn't an easier answer be that adam and eve lived for 900 years and had 317 more
> kids besides cain and abel?

Absolutely, especially if you go by the Qur'an. You'd have to hike it up to a round number though, the "Q" side of the story makes it very clear that every birth was twins.



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Re: Answer this you dirty little bastards/inbreeders new [Re: RdW]
#260129 - 07/17/11 07:29 AM


Seth is always overlooked.






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Re: Answer this you dirty little bastards/inbreeders new [Re: jumpmaniac81]
#260138 - 07/17/11 04:20 PM


Ignoring the fact that Cain killed Able... or I see your point... s/he killed Able AFTER they did the nasty... ok ok... hoping then that Cain had fraternal twins... a girl and a boy...

But according to the Mormons, God marked Cain for his crime by turning him black... so shouldn't the entire world thereafter be black? Where'd the white people come from thereafter?

Oh the webs we weave.







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Re: Answer this you dirty little bastards/inbreeders new [Re: GatKong]
#260153 - 07/17/11 07:13 PM


finally someone understands me



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Re: Answer this you dirty little bastards/inbreeders new [Re: GatKong]
#260167 - 07/17/11 11:38 PM


it's as reasonable and logic as pretending the earth is 30k years old, or denying evolutionism... still we have people doing both...


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