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Just felt like posting a bunch of random dumb crap... [NSF56K]
#257308 - 06/14/11 05:44 AM
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MAME owes italie many thank yous, hah
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This one happend to me waaayyyy too often.
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#257309 - 06/14/11 06:20 AM
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I had some horrible teachers. I remember arguing questions that were graded wrong like these as a kid and having one teacher end the argument with, "Well it wasn't the answer ~I~ was looking for".
...I'm sorry the answer you were looking for was incorrect, bitch...
//not bitter at all 
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MAME owes italie many thank yous, hah
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And this one...
[Re: italie]
#257311 - 06/14/11 06:26 AM
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I swear to god I would swat the fucking cone out of her hand, pick it up, and shove it up the mothers coont.
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Sleep is overrated
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Re: Just felt like posting a bunch of random dumb crap... [NSF56K]
[Re: krick]
#257313 - 06/14/11 07:04 AM
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who hums that song every time I open that menu...
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Re: Just felt like posting a bunch of random dumb crap... [NSF56K]
[Re: krick]
#257319 - 06/14/11 07:55 AM
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Google today:
How many roads must a man walk down before they can call him a man?
彼らは男を呼び出すことができます前に、男がどのように多くの道路を歩く必要がありますか？
Before they can call a man, do you have to walk the road how many men?
彼らは人を呼び出すことができます前に、どのように多くの男性が道を歩いているのですか？
Before they can call the person, do you have a lot of men walking down the street like?
彼らは人を呼び出すことができます前に、次のような通りを歩いて、男性がたくさんあるのですか？
Before they can call the person, such as: walking the streets, many men do you have?
彼らは人などを呼び出すことができます前：街を歩いて、多くの男性をお持ちですか？
Before they can call and people: walking down the street, many men do you have?
それらを呼び出すことができます前に、人々は：街を歩いて、多くの男性をお持ちですか？
You can call them before the people: walking down the street, many men do you have?
あなたは人々の前にそれらを呼び出すことができます：通りを歩いて、多くの男性をお持ちですか？
You can call them in front of people: walking down the street, many men do you have?
あなたは人々の前にそれらを呼び出すことができます：通りを歩いて、多くの男性をお持ちですか？
You can call them in front of people: walking down the street, many men do you have?
It seems to have gone an entirely different way... but one minor change early on (a single alternate translation) gives
"Before you contact us and they will do a lot of people?"
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Hoboken, LOL! [nt]
[Re: krick]
#257328 - 06/14/11 12:16 PM
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There were a lot of good ones....
[Re: italie]
#257332 - 06/14/11 12:38 PM
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Kermit comes to mind most, though. That one is great.
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Consider it high comedy....sincere tragedy....whatever...don't take it personally.
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Re: Just felt like posting a bunch of random dumb crap... [NSF56K]
[Re: krick]
#257343 - 06/14/11 03:18 PM
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Re: Just felt like posting a bunch of random dumb crap... [NSF56K]
[Re: DMala]
#257386 - 06/14/11 08:31 PM
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> I'm glad I'm not the only one who hums that song every time I open that menu...
Personally I always feel like a Jedi when I click on 'Force Shutdown'
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Re: Just felt like posting a bunch of random dumb crap... [NSF56K]
[Re: krick]
#257412 - 06/14/11 11:57 PM
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Why is the Inception image left incomplete? The ending is fairly obvious from the beginning....
[spoiler alert]
Walk the yeti because my hamster car is a large toaster?
Garble frog the button of together with Friday's hairball,
...Yet it still says the ten-hour plane ride is reality.
Opening your insect traverses running off the Countess's ball;
Anything they do horses with a linebacker grudgingly.
[/spoiler alert]
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Re: Just felt like posting a bunch of random dumb crap... [NSF56K]
[Re: TriggerFin]
#257415 - 06/15/11 12:57 AM
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Been done before in the 1969 Philip K Dick story "Galactic Pot-Healer."
Joe Fernwright's one entertainment is to call various friends on the worldwide telephone network and swap puzzles. These puzzles are based on imperfect translations of sayings and book titles obtained by using language translation computers available to anyone. The object of the game is to guess the original from the translation.
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Do not p-mail me for help compiling my updates, ask on the board.
Do not request sound for your favorite game. I work on whatever, when I get around to it.
If you have schematics for discrete sound games not easily found on the net, I would be interested.
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Yet they still can't spell watch (nt) Gen Y
[Re: Gor]
#257441 - 06/15/11 07:25 AM
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Your response has been deemed gay (nt)
[Re: TriggerFin]
#257442 - 06/15/11 07:26 AM
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Re: Just felt like posting a bunch of random dumb crap... [NSF56K]
[Re: krick]
#257443 - 06/15/11 07:27 AM
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I enjoyed most of them but this one:
I will repost.
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is pen in goat Your a (nt)
[Re: Smitdogg]
#257444 - 06/15/11 09:00 AM
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Re: Just felt like posting a bunch of random dumb crap... [NSF56K]
[Re: Derrick Renaud]
#257447 - 06/15/11 09:59 AM
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> Been done before in the 1969 Philip K Dick story "Galactic Pot-Healer."
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> Joe Fernwright's one entertainment is to call various friends on the worldwide
> telephone network and swap puzzles. These puzzles are based on imperfect translations
> of sayings and book titles obtained by using language translation computers available
> to anyone. The object of the game is to guess the original from the translation.
You know, I don't know why most SF authors (even them, alas) didn't at least by the late 60s foresee the advent of PCs. I mean, of course things were going to get smaller and cheaper, and then duly marketed in hopes the masses would purchase them. Everything else had in the hundred and some years prior in the western world.
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Re: Just felt like posting a bunch of random dumb crap... [NSF56K]
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#257895 - 06/20/11 09:55 AM
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DUDE, if you work in a hotel...
[Re: Tomu Breidah]
#257921 - 06/20/11 04:35 PM
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You need to see this movie. Four Rooms. Alot of downtime, but the last "Room" is the movie's saving grace.
Allow me to set up the clip for you. The penthouse is currently being occupied by the famous director Chester Rush (Tarantino) and several of his friends. Ted the bellhop is called up to deliver a block of wood, a doughnut, a ball of twine, three nails, a club sandwich, a bucket of ice, and an extremely sharp hatchet (for which he substitutes a meat cleaver).
The point being that Chester has an awesome car. Chester, after hearing his friend brag that he can light his Zippo lighter 10 times in a row, each on the first try, bets his car Norman can't do it.
BUT, Noerman is poor, and has nothing to put up in the bet... except his pinky finger.
Problem is, Chester and Norman are friends, and Chester doesn't think he could go through with cutting off his friends finger should he "win" the bet... sooo...
Ted the bellhop is asked to be an impartial "hatchet man" and cut off Norman's finger, should he fail. Ted initially tries to leave, but Chester persuades him to stay by offering $100 up front and another $900 if he performs his assigned role.
The clip picks up where Ted is trying to decide if he'll do it.
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As cringeworthy as Tarantino can be sometimes...
[Re: GatKong]
#257923 - 06/20/11 04:42 PM
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Excellent flick. The cast sells it.
"Problem? I haven't got ~a~ problem. I've got fucking PROBLEMS. Plural."
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MAME owes italie many thank yous, hah
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Re: Hoboken, LOL! [nt]
[Re: Tomu Breidah]
#258006 - 06/21/11 06:51 AM
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