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And this is why we loved him.
#256353 - 06/03/11 03:44 AM


http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/02/leslie-nielsen-gravestone-cemetery-fart-joke-photo/



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Shower farts. 1000 times more toxic than regular farts. Why? _nt_ new [Re: italie]
#256365 - 06/03/11 04:28 AM


Discuss. And don't call me Shirley.



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Unfiltered + max contrast against soapy scents (nt) new [Re: aavada]
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I do believe I've asked this before....<nt> Did we come to a consensus? new [Re: aavada]
#256367 - 06/03/11 04:35 AM


> Discuss. And don't call me Shirley.



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Re: Unfiltered + max contrast against soapy scents (nt) new [Re: Smitdogg]
#256376 - 06/03/11 05:31 AM


I think it probably has more to do with the confined space. In most showers, the most of the air exchange with the rest of the bathroom is over the top of the curtain, carrying the scent directly past your nose. My guess would be that a normal fart experienced directly nose-to-bunghole would be the same, but in a more typical scenario the smell is much more diffuse by the time it reaches your nose.


Also, a fart joke on your tombstone is the epitome of awesome.



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Re: Unfiltered + max contrast against soapy scents (nt) new [Re: DMala]
#256381 - 06/03/11 05:39 AM


Clothes filter it like a filter on a cigarette. Smelling an unfilty verse filt is like the difference in a drag from a light filtered cigarette vs. an unfiltered one. Harsh drag.



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Re: Unfiltered + max contrast against soapy scents (nt) new [Re: Smitdogg]
#256391 - 06/03/11 06:41 AM


> Clothes filter it like a filter on a cigarette. Smelling an unfilty verse filt is
> like the difference in a drag from a light filtered cigarette vs. an unfiltered one.
> Harsh drag.

While we're on the subject, do gay men get aroused during huge shits? discuss.



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Re: Unfiltered + max contrast against soapy scents (nt) new [Re: DMala]
#256395 - 06/03/11 08:39 AM


> My guess would be that a normal fart
> experienced directly nose-to-bunghole would be the same,

don't try this while smoking...



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Re: Unfiltered + max contrast against soapy scents (nt) new [Re: italie]
#256421 - 06/03/11 03:21 PM


> While we're on the subject, do gay men get aroused during huge shits? discuss.

Do women get aroused having a baby?



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Re: Unfiltered + max contrast against soapy scents (nt) new [Re: redk9258]
#256428 - 06/03/11 04:24 PM


> > While we're on the subject, do gay men get aroused during huge shits? discuss.
>
> Do women get aroused having a baby?

I'm not sure. Maybe Smit can chime in on both topics.



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Re: Unfiltered + max contrast against soapy scents (nt) new [Re: italie]
#256434 - 06/03/11 05:02 PM


For the first one I asked your dad and he said if you like taking shits then you should have butt sex because it's like a turd turd turd turd. For the babies q yes they are extremely turned on and a dick in their ass during child birth can even help the child pop out easier without using harmful drugs. When you get peed on it's a golden shower. When you get water broke on it's called a shitty shower. Spank her with the umbilical cord and make sure the baby gets an inny cause outies are sick.



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Re: Unfiltered + max contrast against soapy scents (nt) new [Re: Smitdogg]
#256460 - 06/04/11 03:45 AM


> For the first one I asked your dad and he said if you like taking shits then you
> should have butt sex because it's like a turd turd turd turd. For the babies q yes
> they are extremely turned on and a dick in their ass during child birth can even help
> the child pop out easier without using harmful drugs. When you get peed on it's a
> golden shower. When you get water broke on it's called a shitty shower. Spank her
> with the umbilical cord and make sure the baby gets an inny cause outies are sick.

My wife is intrigued, and my dad says stop hitting on him.



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See "oxytocin" (nt) new [Re: Smitdogg]
#256515 - 06/05/11 12:44 AM


See "oxytocin" (nt)


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