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Grocery shopping solo sucks when you are married....
#256218 - 06/01/11 09:15 AM
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I love my wife dearly and I'd never cheat, which is exactly why shopping solo sucks now. Saw the most smoking redhead I've seen in quite a while, 10 years ago she would have been coming home with me. These days I don't even get the thrill of trying....
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Re: Grocery shopping solo sucks when you are married....
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#256220 - 06/01/11 10:54 AM
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MAME owes italie many thank yous, hah
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Re: Grocery shopping solo sucks when you are married....
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#256245 - 06/01/11 10:10 PM
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> & a song...
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I can't see what song that is at work, but I'm hoping it's "Big Bopper's Wedding".....
"♫...and the man keeps sayin look here, do you take this woman or don't 'cha...
and I say partner, I dont believe I do...♫"
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Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries... <nt>
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#256248 - 06/01/11 10:41 PM
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Re: Grocery shopping solo sucks when you are married....
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#256249 - 06/01/11 11:31 PM
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> These days I don't even get the thrill of trying....
They come in Small, Medium, and Broken-Pelvis
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#256256 - 06/01/11 11:58 PM
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> > These days I don't even get the thrill of trying....
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Looks like some kind of fucked up bank.
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Re: Grocery shopping solo sucks when you are married....
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#256260 - 06/02/11 12:13 AM
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> > > These days I don't even get the thrill of trying....
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> Looks like some kind of fucked up bank.
you asked for it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6hbGfebIYU
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What happens if...
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#256268 - 06/02/11 01:18 AM
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> They come in Small, Medium, and Broken-Pelvis
...you have an erection while wearing that?
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Oh.. no, it's something to go along with the t-shirt. <:-P [nt]
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#256271 - 06/02/11 01:38 AM
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That would make a great country song... <nt>
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#256288 - 06/02/11 03:18 AM
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Perhaps you need to check into your local Poly group....
[Re: METRODUCK]
#256292 - 06/02/11 03:39 AM
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Or, maybe become swingers. There is a difference, you know.
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Funny we're on the topic of trouble at the grocery store...
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#256302 - 06/02/11 05:04 AM
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Shopping WITH your spouse is equally as dangerous.
We were in line to check out the other day, when I took a decent punch to the arm from Gatinha over something I said to the teller... that the telller and Gatinha both totally got all wrong. Yes, she was young and nicely stacked, but that was beside the point. I noticed the teller was wearing her shirt inside out, and her work-vest didn't hide the fact that clearly there was an applique of some kind on the other-side. My guess was she had to turn her shirt inside-out while at work because of that applique, and I was curious.
"So what are you hiding under your shirt?"
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Re: Funny we're on the topic of trouble at the grocery store...
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#256398 - 06/03/11 09:21 AM
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> We were in line to check out the other day, when I took a decent punch to the arm...My guess was she had to turn her shirt inside-out while at work because
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That's one of those times when you can throw the, "You just assume you know what I say!", back on them.
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#256548 - 06/05/11 07:53 PM
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> > They come in Small, Medium, and Broken-Pelvis
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> ...you have an erection while wearing that?
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The universe implodes into a massive exothermic reaction and only your penis and Rosie Palm survive to re-populate the human race.
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