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Caught my wife cheating on me today
#254949 - 05/19/11 05:47 AM
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She's been on me to get out of the house to go to the gym to work out, feeding me healthy food, telling me to drop some weight so I can get in shape again, and be sexy for her... which I've haplessly gone along with...
Today I come back to the house early from work, and walk into the kitchen... and what do I find?
She's dipping almonds in hot melted fondue chocolate behind my back!
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There is only one thing left to do...
[Re: GatKong]
#254951 - 05/19/11 06:07 AM
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Threesome.
> She's been on me to get out of the house to go to the gym to work out, feeding me
> healthy food, telling me to drop some weight so I can get in shape again, and be sexy
> for her... which I've haplessly gone along with...
>
> Today I come back to the house early from work, and walk into the kitchen... and what
> do I find?
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> She's dipping almonds in hot melted fondue chocolate behind my back!
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If you value your relationship (and possibly your life) you won't even try to come between her and the bean...
Besides, the almonds make it healthy.
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Re: Caught my wife cheating on me today
[Re: GatKong]
#254975 - 05/19/11 04:54 PM
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> She's been on me to get out of the house to go to the gym to work out, feeding me
> healthy food, telling me to drop some weight so I can get in shape again, and be sexy
> for her... which I've haplessly gone along with...
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> Today I come back to the house early from work, and walk into the kitchen... and what
> do I find?
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> She's dipping almonds in hot melted fondue chocolate behind my back!
crack
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Sleep is overrated
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Re: Caught my wife cheating on me today
[Re: jopezu]
#254980 - 05/19/11 06:44 PM
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> crack
Oooh, those are good. The salt and vinegar ones are good, too.
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Re: Caught my wife cheating on me today
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#255002 - 05/19/11 10:04 PM
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Ever had these?...
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Connected
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Re: Caught my wife cheating on me today
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#255006 - 05/19/11 10:15 PM
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> Ever had these?...
Hell yes, those are delicious, great with a strong espresso.
Not for 5 years though, I haven't seen them here in Brazil.
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Re: Caught my wife cheating on me today
[Re: redk9258]
#255037 - 05/20/11 04:30 AM
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> Ever had these?...
OMG! When I used to work at the convienence store, I'd buy a few of these on breaks. They just MELT in your mouth!
I want one now, damn it!
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Re: There is only one thing left to do...
[Re: italie]
#255043 - 05/20/11 05:35 AM
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> Threesome.
Hell yeah, dude. I have averaged a pound of chocolate a week (at least 50% cocoa, though about 72% in the last year) for almost ten years. Trader Joe's FTW.
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#255047 - 05/20/11 07:08 AM
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This place makes my all-time favorite chocolate bars...
http://www.chocolove.com/
These are my favorites:
- Orange Peel in 55% Dark
- Cherries & Almonds in 55% Dark
- Raspberries in 55% Dark
- Crystallized Ginger in 65% Dark
The orange peel one has freeze-dried orange peel. It's crunchy and has intense bursts of orange. Fricking awesome.
I usually buy them at Wegmans (a grocery store chain in the NY/NJ area) for less than $3 each. Whole Foods carries them, but they're like twice as much.
My second favorite chocolate bars are from Vosges...
http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/category/all_candy_bars
They're famous for their awesome Dark Chocolate Bacon Bar, but they've got tons of unique tasty chocolate bars...
Blood Orange and Caramel
Curry and Coconut
Chipotle Chiles and Cinnamon
Again, I buy these at Wegmans, though the selection is hit or miss. Whole Foods has a better selection but the bars are twice as much.
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> Ever had these?...
Damn you. I'll have you know I spent an hour searching for these things after work. (Found some at Fred's, if you're wondering.)
I took a pic to gloat, my little buddy insisted on getting in the shot. 
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Re: Caught my wife cheating on me today
[Re: aavada]
#255100 - 05/21/11 03:54 AM
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Re: Caught my wife cheating on me today
[Re: GatKong]
#255119 - 05/21/11 04:06 PM
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 Now that you have her whatcha gonna do?
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I’m convinced Mario is a hobo.
He wakes up everyday in the same clothes, runs around in sewers, and collects coins for a living.
At the end of the day, he uses the coins to buy mushrooms
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