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#251536 - 04/11/11 09:39 PM


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Re: jopezu explains it all new [Re: jopezu]
#251540 - 04/11/11 10:05 PM


> cheesecake, semen and age

I can't argue any of those points.



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Re: jopezu explains it all new [Re: italie]
#251541 - 04/11/11 10:17 PM


Well I've seen somewhat recent photos where she was still attractive so there must have been some sort of rapid aging going on in the last year. I'm still confused.



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Re: jopezu explains it all new [Re: Smitdogg]
#251544 - 04/11/11 10:51 PM


It's called no-makeup, and a newborn baby. Lack of sleep, and pregnancy weight will do that to a woman.

Cut her some slack.

On the other hand, I dislike her because she was a major bitch to pretty much all the patrons at a night club years back.



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Re: jopezu explains it all new [Re: Hizzout]
#251546 - 04/11/11 11:03 PM


But it looks like instead of that her DNA started breaking down like hell like she snorted a low dose of cyanide every night for the last year. She lost her looks quicker than Kathleen Turner and Jan Hooks in a microwave oven.



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Re: jopezu explains it all new [Re: Smitdogg]
#251551 - 04/11/11 11:46 PM


> But it looks like instead of that her DNA started breaking down like hell like she
> snorted a low dose of cyanide every night for the last year. She lost her looks
> quicker than Kathleen Turner and Jan Hooks in a microwave oven.

Yeah, this. It's kinda like the Lohan effect without the drugs. Such potential...yet now I look at her and wonder how she was ever as hot as I thought she was.



(admittedly I'd still bang Lohan if given the change. You just ~know~ her rim work would be exquisite.)



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Re: jopezu explains it all new [Re: italie]
#251553 - 04/12/11 12:28 AM


From what I've seen Lohan had a short dip and got her looks back for the most part. MJH is magnitudes different/worse. She doesn't even look like a distance relative of her former self.



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Re: jopezu explains it all new [Re: Smitdogg]
#251554 - 04/12/11 12:40 AM


> From what I've seen Lohan had a short dip and got her looks back for the most part.
> MJH is magnitudes different/worse. She doesn't even look like a distance relative of
> her former self.

Oh, is that who that is? She looks like she should be selling clams.



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Re: jopezu explains it all new [Re: TriggerFin]
#251561 - 04/12/11 02:48 AM


> > From what I've seen Lohan had a short dip and got her looks back for the most part.
> > MJH is magnitudes different/worse. She doesn't even look like a distance relative
> of
> > her former self.
>
> Oh, is that who that is? She looks like she should be selling clams.

MJH == Melissa Joan Hart?



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Re: jopezu explains it all new [Re: DMala]
#251573 - 04/12/11 04:29 AM


> > > From what I've seen Lohan had a short dip and got her looks back for the most
> part.
> > > MJH is magnitudes different/worse. She doesn't even look like a distance relative
> > of
> > > her former self.
> >
> > Oh, is that who that is? She looks like she should be selling clams.
>
> MJH == Melissa Joan Hart?

That was the best I could come up with. Apparently some people here are into this person enough that they don't bother to name her at all.



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Yeah, I still have no freakin idea who she is.... new [Re: TriggerFin]
#251576 - 04/12/11 04:41 AM


However. I think she's ripe for some good lovin. Pale, nice an meaty, an none o that ick paint that plagues other females faces. Good vittles.



Consider it high comedy....sincere tragedy....whatever...don't take it personally.

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Re: jopezu explains it all new [Re: TriggerFin]
#251581 - 04/12/11 05:04 AM


Jop used to be in love with her and ranted about her here. I figured out who it was from right click props his pic and then Googling her full name based on a guess. You can see she was still attractive less than 2 years ago on this show that should burn to the ground...



Not really that youthful look anymore but attractive and nothing in common with a ginger breastfeeding cow.



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don't get the wrong message here.... new [Re: jopezu]
#251583 - 04/12/11 05:08 AM


> cheesecake, semen and age



would still smash. especially digging the hair color.



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Re: don't get the wrong message here.... new [Re: jopezu]
#251584 - 04/12/11 05:09 AM


smush smush



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Re: jopezu explains it all new [Re: Smitdogg]
#251586 - 04/12/11 05:26 AM


> Jop used to be in love with her and ranted about her here. I figured out who it was
> from right click props his pic and then Googling her full name based on a guess. You
> can see she was still attractive less than 2 years ago on this show that should burn
> to the ground...

The thing is, assuming that's her kid and her Wikipedia page is correct, that picture has to be at least 2 1/2 years old. The pic of her on Wikipedia is from 6 months ago and she looks just fine. I think it was just a hideous paparazzi shot, they seem to have a knack for catching people at their absolute worst. I wonder sometimes if they mess with the pics, because a hideous shot of a celebrity is worth more than an ordinary one.

EDIT: In fact, the date is right in the file name.

Edited by DMala (04/12/11 05:29 AM)



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Re: jopezu explains it all new [Re: DMala]
#251587 - 04/12/11 05:34 AM Attachment: joanhizzy.jpg 36 KB (1 downloads)


That's almost even worse actually unless the photo is doctored. It means she cakes on more makeup than TF Bakey to cover up gingerville. Whatever, I don't really care.

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Re: don't get the wrong message here.... new [Re: Smitdogg]
#251588 - 04/12/11 05:40 AM


> smush smush


i can make it work



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Re: jopezu explains it all new [Re: Smitdogg]
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Re: jopezu explains it all new [Re: Smitdogg]
#251596 - 04/12/11 06:09 AM



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You can see she was still attractive less than 2 years ago




Dude! (yes, I'm pulling the "dude card" for a couple of youz), in that picture, that baby is a damn newborn. SHE JUST HAD A BABY.

This is the kind of stuff that messes with my wife. She has given birth twice, our youngest is 5 months old and my wife looks incredible, especially so soon after the baby was born. She gets compliments all the time about her figure from men and women. And yet she still doesn't like what she sees in the mirror. It's really frustrating for me.

I don't care to research what MJH looks like today but it's pretty damn petty to pick on a woman's looks after giving birth. They're not feeling good about their looks as it is. the tabloids don't help one bit.



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Re: jopezu explains it all new [Re: Hizzout]
#251598 - 04/12/11 06:16 AM


I don't care whatever she does. Never watched Sabrines, really don't care. I'm not crazy about gingers and their mutant gene or the 1000 pounds of makeup and 100 gallons of hair bleach she used to cover it up and don't feel bad about ragging on it.



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Re: don't get the wrong message here.... new [Re: jopezu]
#251599 - 04/12/11 06:17 AM


I guess you better get her in the Yoder then.



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Re: jopezu explains it all new [Re: Hizzout]
#251604 - 04/12/11 07:30 AM Attachment: nope.jpg 168 KB (1 downloads)


> You can see she was still attractive less than 2 years ago
>
> Dude! (yes, I'm pulling the "dude card" for a couple of youz), in that picture, that
> baby is a damn newborn. SHE JUST HAD A BABY.
>
> This is the kind of stuff that messes with my wife. She has given birth twice, our
> youngest is 5 months old and my wife looks incredible, especially so soon after the
> baby was born. She gets compliments all the time about her figure from men and women.
> And yet she still doesn't like what she sees in the mirror. It's really frustrating
> for me.
>
> I don't care to research what MJH looks like today but it's pretty damn petty to pick
> on a woman's looks after giving birth. They're not feeling good about their looks as
> it is. the tabloids don't help one bit.

While I agree with the spirit of the point, I must also point out...not hot. Picture circa 3 hours ago, on the show Smit wants burned with acid.

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Re: jopezu explains it all new [Re: Hizzout]
#251616 - 04/12/11 11:31 AM



Quote:


This is the kind of stuff that messes with my wife...She gets compliments all the time about her figure from men and women. And yet she still doesn't like what she sees in the mirror. It's really frustrating for me...They're not feeling good about their looks as it is. the tabloids don't help one bit.




And the 'skinny wanderlust' of average guys...-looks round-...is part of the problem.



Consider it high comedy....sincere tragedy....whatever...don't take it personally.

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