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Oh BTW
#250601 - 04/02/11 05:31 AM


I don't watch some wack ass shit called Breaking Bad, that's fucking wack. I still get the joke but that show eats the fucking shit out of a rat's asshole no matter what shithole station it's on, what laugh track is edited in or not etc. you male whores.

I'll fucking drink Tito's and break your asses off. Fuckface. Guess what sucks dicks. Fucking Breaking Bad and 95% of everything else on the shit tube. Fuck off.



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Re: Oh BTW new [Re: Smitdogg]
#250604 - 04/02/11 05:44 AM


> I don't watch some wack ass shit called Breaking Bad, that's fucking wack. I still
> get the joke but that show eats the fucking shit out of a rat's asshole no matter
> what shithole station it's on, what laugh track is edited in or not etc. you male
> whores.
>
> I'll fucking drink Tito's and break your asses off. Fuckface. Guess what sucks dicks.
> Fucking Breaking Bad and 95% of everything else on the shit tube. Fuck off.

I got it. No more BB posts. Sorry.



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Dear Male Whore Poster: new [Re: Gyrovision]
#250606 - 04/02/11 05:46 AM


Dear Male Whore Poster:

What the shit does BB stand for?

Thank you, whore.

Smitdogg



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Re: Dear Male Whore Poster: new [Re: Smitdogg]
#250607 - 04/02/11 05:49 AM



> What the shit does BB stand for?

It stands for Big Balls, my friend's cat's name, but they call him BB for short.







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Dear Male Slut: new [Re: GatKong]
#250608 - 04/02/11 05:53 AM


Male Slut:

You have mistaken your identity with another male slut bitch on account of both names starting with G. Please swallow 2 turds of dookie and call twisty in the morning.



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Re: Dear Male Slut: new [Re: Smitdogg]
#250609 - 04/02/11 06:06 AM


Gah! I do that all the time... walk up to the car window, and they're like "Not you..."







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Ok, ok...shh..you get cranky when you're drunk... new [Re: Smitdogg]
#250610 - 04/02/11 06:10 AM


You want a warm glass of milk before bed?

There you go...

G'night sweet prince....



Sorry everyone...he gets cranky if he doesn't nap before noon.

And here I thought Orc was the old bast around here.



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Re: Ok, ok...shh..you get cranky when you're drunk... new [Re: Hizzout]
#250612 - 04/02/11 06:13 AM


Thanks for the warm milk. It's fucking gross.



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Re: Dear Male Slut: new [Re: GatKong]
#250613 - 04/02/11 06:14 AM


twisty will give you a breathaturdalizer in the morning to make sure a full 2 turds were swallered.



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Re: Ok, ok...shh..you get cranky when you're drunk... new [Re: Smitdogg]
#250615 - 04/02/11 06:21 AM



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Thanks for the warm milk. It's fucking gross.




Ha ha, that reminds me of a moment in Jr. High School. My friends and I were little shits back in the day, I'll admit I was a pain in the ass.

There was this science teacher that hated us bad, and as a result we pranked him constantly. So he didn't pause to give us punishment for black India ink in his coffee, even though he didn't have enough evidence. Why would he automatically assume me and my buddy did it? Couldn't have been from the earlier prank of the severed frog head in his briefcase the day after dissections...it's unfair I tell you.

After a huge shouting fit in front of the whole class, all the while his lips and tongue were stained black, my buddy and I are given detention and have to report to his office after school. Another friend of ours who was in on the joke managed to slip an anonymous note to the teacher claiming someone else had done it and we were setup (I wish this was a joke)..the teacher bought it and after apologizing to us he offered a goodwill gesture of a soda. He asks what we want and my friend says 7-up. The teacher goes back and comes back with a sprite...my friend says "Sprite is fucking gross" the teacher lost it and stormed out of the room.

No moral, other than I was a shit back then.



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Re: Oh BTW new [Re: Smitdogg]
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> I don't watch some wack ass shit called Breaking Bad, that's fucking wack. I still
> get the joke but that show eats the fucking shit out of a rat's asshole no matter
> what shithole station it's on, what laugh track is edited in or not etc. you male
> whores.
>
> I'll fucking drink Tito's and break your asses off. Fuckface. Guess what sucks dicks.
> Fucking Breaking Bad and 95% of everything else on the shit tube. Fuck off.



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Re: Ok, ok...shh..you get cranky when you're drunk... new [Re: Smitdogg]
#250646 - 04/02/11 07:03 PM


> Thanks for the warm milk. It's fucking gross.

That's because that cocktail of PCP, Speed and shrooms you bought off Twisty for a Space Harrier PCB, a year's subscription to 'Mad' magazine and a blow job has completely messed with your taste buds!
Bless! etc





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