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I just killed another cell phone, care to guess how I did it? <nt>
#242896 - 01/07/11 01:00 AM


I'll put down a $50 donation to the DU if someone guesses it's unique death....



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I get two guesses.... new [Re: italie]
#242897 - 01/07/11 01:06 AM


> I'll put down a $50 donation to the DU if someone guesses it's unique death....


1) Fell out of your pocket as you got into your truck, and you ran it over.

2) Fell out of your pocket into the john; death by flushing.




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Re: I just killed another cell phone, care to guess how I did it? <nt> new [Re: italie]
#242900 - 01/07/11 01:39 AM


> I'll put down a $50 donation to the DU if someone guesses it's unique death....

You tried to re-create the cell phone scene in Machete?



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left it in the garage and it froze? <nt> new [Re: italie]
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Re: I just killed another cell phone, care to guess how I did it? <nt> new [Re: italie]
#242908 - 01/07/11 02:15 AM


While visiting your collection of pewter dragons, which you keep locked in a time locked safe... you got locked in... and had to use your cell phone, a hair pin, and an empty toilet paper roll to McGuiver the time lock into opening again.

Boyah, nailed it, first guess! I did a tarot reading, it revealed the whole thing to me (I left out the part about you, uh, you know... figured to personal a detail to share on an open forum).







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Re: I just killed another cell phone, care to guess how I did it? <nt> new [Re: GatKong]
#242911 - 01/07/11 02:31 AM


> While visiting your collection of pewter dragons, which you keep locked in a time
> locked safe... you got locked in... and had to use your cell phone, a hair pin, and
> an empty toilet paper roll to McGuiver the time lock into opening again.
>
> Boyah, nailed it, first guess! I did a tarot reading, it revealed the whole thing to
> me (I left out the part about you, uh, you know... figured to personal a detail to
> share on an open forum).




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Re: left it in the garage and it froze? <nt> new [Re: snake78]
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Re: I just killed another cell phone, care to guess how I did it? <nt> new [Re: keshbach1]
#242913 - 01/07/11 02:33 AM


> > I'll put down a $50 donation to the DU if someone guesses it's unique death....
>
> You tried to re-create the cell phone scene in Machete?
>
>
> Kevin Eshbach




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Re: I get two guesses.... new [Re: Mr. Do]
#242914 - 01/07/11 02:34 AM


> > I'll put down a $50 donation to the DU if someone guesses it's unique death....
>
>
> 1) Fell out of your pocket as you got into your truck, and you ran it over.
>
> 2) Fell out of your pocket into the john; death by flushing.




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Re: Same way I killed my trusty Razr. new [Re: italie]
#242929 - 01/07/11 04:07 AM


You killed it while defending its honor.


"Why do I keep this relic? Because it's frikkin' indestructible, that's why. You could drive nails with this thing."

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You washed it with you're clothes. new [Re: italie]
#242931 - 01/07/11 04:12 AM


> > > I'll put down a $50 donation to the DU if someone guesses it's unique death....
> >
> >
> > 1) Fell out of your pocket as you got into your truck, and you ran it over.
> >
> > 2) Fell out of your pocket into the john; death by flushing.



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Re: Same way I killed my trusty Razr. new [Re: aavada]
#242932 - 01/07/11 04:31 AM


> You killed it while defending its honor.
>
>
> "Why do I keep this relic? Because it's frikkin' indestructible, that's why. You
> could drive nails with this thing."
>
> *thwak, thwak, thwak on desk*
>
>
> "... Aw crap."




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Re: You washed it with you're clothes. new [Re: Breetai]
#242933 - 01/07/11 04:33 AM


> > > > I'll put down a $50 donation to the DU if someone guesses it's unique death....
>
> > >
> > >
> > > 1) Fell out of your pocket as you got into your truck, and you ran it over.
> > >
> > > 2) Fell out of your pocket into the john; death by flushing.




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Re: I just killed another cell phone, care to guess how I did it? <nt> new [Re: italie]
#242934 - 01/07/11 04:35 AM


Dropped it in the toilet?



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Re: I just killed another cell phone, care to guess how I did it? <nt> new [Re: Smitdogg]
#242935 - 01/07/11 04:37 AM


> Dropped it in the toilet?




bonus hint: it involved canned goods.



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Re: I just killed another cell phone, care to guess how I did it? <nt> new [Re: italie]
#242936 - 01/07/11 04:39 AM


Dropped it in dinner?



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Re: I just killed another cell phone, care to guess how I did it? <nt> new [Re: italie]
#242938 - 01/07/11 04:52 AM


> I'll put down a $50 donation to the DU if someone guesses it's unique death....


Involved canned goods eh? Left the phone on the seat of your truck and threw a heavy grocery bag of supplies on top of it.

(I'll be quite disappointed if the actual solution is mundane/non-Rube Goldbergesque)



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You spilled booze on it new [Re: italie]
#242939 - 01/07/11 04:53 AM


> > > > > I'll put down a $50 donation to the DU if someone guesses it's unique
> death....
> >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 1) Fell out of your pocket as you got into your truck, and you ran it over.
> > > >
> > > > 2) Fell out of your pocket into the john; death by flushing.



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Re: I just killed another cell phone, care to guess how I did it? <nt> new [Re: italie]
#242940 - 01/07/11 04:53 AM


Kat barfed into it and shorted it out?



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Re: I just killed another cell phone, care to guess how I did it? <nt> new [Re: redk9258]
#242944 - 01/07/11 05:03 AM


> Kat barfed into it and shorted it out?




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Re: I just killed another cell phone, care to guess how I did it? <nt> new [Re: jeremymtc]
#242945 - 01/07/11 05:04 AM


> > I'll put down a $50 donation to the DU if someone guesses it's unique death....
>
>
> Involved canned goods eh? Left the phone on the seat of your truck and threw a heavy
> grocery bag of supplies on top of it.
>
> (I'll be quite disappointed if the actual solution is mundane/non-Rube Goldbergesque)




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Re: You spilled booze on it new [Re: Breetai]
#242946 - 01/07/11 05:04 AM


> > > > > > I'll put down a $50 donation to the DU if someone guesses it's unique
> > death....
> > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > 1) Fell out of your pocket as you got into your truck, and you ran it over.
> > > > >
> > > > > 2) Fell out of your pocket into the john; death by flushing.




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Re: I just killed another cell phone, care to guess how I did it? <nt> new [Re: Smitdogg]
#242948 - 01/07/11 05:06 AM


> Dropped it in dinner?




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Re: I just killed another cell phone, care to guess how I did it? <nt> new [Re: italie]
#242950 - 01/07/11 05:10 AM


Dropped or found in pet food.



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Re: I just killed another cell phone, care to guess how I did it? <nt> new [Re: Smitdogg]
#242951 - 01/07/11 05:20 AM


> Dropped or found in pet food.




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Re: I just killed another cell phone, care to guess how I did it? <nt> new [Re: italie]
#242958 - 01/07/11 05:48 AM


> I'll put down a $50 donation to the DU if someone guesses it's unique death....

You cooked it in the microwave!







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Re: I just killed another cell phone, care to guess how I did it? <nt> new [Re: PokeMAME]
#242959 - 01/07/11 05:51 AM


> > I'll put down a $50 donation to the DU if someone guesses it's unique death....
>
> You cooked it in the microwave!




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Somebody get this right, I'm bidding on a game and could use the help (nt) new [Re: italie]
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Well I was going to play by the rules but thanks for Jackie Channing it new [Re: Smitdogg]
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The answer we were looking for was... new [Re: Smitdogg]
#242969 - 01/07/11 07:18 AM


Dropped in an industrial sized can of ketchup while making barbecue sauce for a bulk quantity of B-B-Q beef sandwiches.

I'm doubting that would have been nailed within a week....



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Re: The answer we were looking for was... new [Re: italie]
#242970 - 01/07/11 07:21 AM


Well I said dropped in dinner, that was correct. If you wanted something that specific, yeah never gonna happen... But you still get -->



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Re: The answer we were looking for was... new [Re: Smitdogg]
#242971 - 01/07/11 07:26 AM


> Well I said dropped in dinner, that was correct. If you wanted something that
> specific, yeah never gonna happen... But you still get -->

Jeopardy judges were going to accept it, but Trebek cold cocked your answer and stole my bacon. He's Canadianese you know.




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Re: The answer we were looking for was... new [Re: italie]
#242972 - 01/07/11 07:30 AM


Well you included my reply inside your post in jpg format. Thanks for saving me some time?



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Re: The answer we were looking for was... new [Re: Smitdogg]
#242973 - 01/07/11 07:49 AM


> Well you included my reply inside your post in jpg format. Thanks for saving me some
> time?

Since we saved all that time on Trebek, let's discuss a name for my new band. We call ourselves "Vow of Celibacy". We're Emo Metal. I'm hoping to score chicks.



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Re: The answer we were looking for was... new [Re: italie]
#242975 - 01/07/11 08:25 AM


Call it Gaylord.



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Re: The answer we were looking for was... new [Re: Smitdogg]
#242979 - 01/07/11 08:40 AM


> Call it Gaylord.

I can dig it.

On that note, having a gay lead singer in your band would probably be the best thing ever. Chicks would totally dig him. He'd turn them away. Chicks would be all like, "We're already backstage so lets just do the drummer". Drummers never get that kind of attention.



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Re: The answer we were looking for was... new [Re: italie]
#242988 - 01/07/11 10:09 AM


> Dropped in an industrial sized can of ketchup while making barbecue sauce for a bulk
> quantity of B-B-Q beef sandwiches.

All hope may not be lost. I knew a guy who dropped a phone in a 50 gallon drum of waste oil. He retrieved the phone and it was DOA, but he drained it and dried it out the best he could. A few days later, the damned thing started working again. The screen was all pretty rainbow colors, but it actually functioned.


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