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Tetris Mason
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Reged: 04/20/07
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Posts: 5907
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Loc: Sector 9
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1st "Best Quote" of 2011
#242882 - 01/06/11 10:48 PM
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Regarding Romania's new policy of taxing various gypsy businesses...
"Also among Romania's newest taxpayers are fortune tellers -- but they probably should have seen it coming."
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I came up with my own today.
[Re: GatKong]
#242949 - 01/07/11 05:09 AM
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> Regarding Romania's new policy of taxing various gypsy businesses... > > "Also among Romania's newest taxpayers are fortune tellers -- but they probably > should have seen it coming."
Talking with a friend today about the time needed for a timing belt replacement on his car...
"That's like a 1-2 beer job...for most people. It's a 4 beer job for me. But I work fast."
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