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My TSA pat-down lasted for 15 minutes.
#239202 - 11/17/10 09:22 PM


Am I supposed to tip for that?







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Re: My TSA pat-down lasted for 15 minutes. new [Re: GatKong]
#239206 - 11/17/10 10:36 PM


> Am I supposed to tip for that?

Only if they gave you a reach around.



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Re: My TSA pat-down lasted for 15 minutes. new [Re: GatKong]
#239211 - 11/17/10 11:27 PM


It gets worse:



http://it.slashdot.org/story/10/11/17/1620203/TSA-Pats-Down-3-Year-Old
http://gizmodo.com/5688087/the-tsas-sense-of-humor-makes-me-nervous



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Re: My TSA pat-down lasted for 15 minutes. new [Re: keshbach1]
#239224 - 11/18/10 01:15 AM


> > Am I supposed to tip for that?
>
> Only if they gave you a reach around.
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>
> Kevin Eshbach

I think he did. They should let us choose our examiner... they could line up sitting on bar stools.







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Re: My TSA pat-down lasted for 15 minutes. new [Re: GatKong]
#239261 - 11/18/10 05:13 AM


t least you didn't say your digital prostate exam lasted 15 minutes.



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Re: My TSA pat-down lasted for 15 minutes. new [Re: GatKong]
#239262 - 11/18/10 05:38 AM


> Am I supposed to tip for that?

Just don't go in the radiation scanner whatever ya do, they cause cancer.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=aoG.YbbvnkzU&pos=11






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Re: My TSA pat-down lasted for 15 minutes. new [Re: twisty]
#239265 - 11/18/10 06:07 AM


>Just don't go in the radiation scanner whatever ya do, they cause cancer.

Haw! I don't have the balls for it, but I'd love to go through the airport security with some crazy shieit like a big metal chastity belt, or worse... just to see them all like "WTF is with this dude? He's got a giant padlock on his wanker!"










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Re: My TSA pat-down lasted for 15 minutes. new [Re: CrapBoardSoftware]
#239268 - 11/18/10 07:21 AM


> It gets worse:
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> http://it.slashdot.org/story/10/11/17/1620203/TSA-Pats-Down-3-Year-Old
> http://gizmodo.com/5688087/the-tsas-sense-of-humor-makes-me-nervous

How about if the mom learns to "communicate" with her crying kid first, then the TSA guy can "communicate" a bit better.



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Re: My TSA pat-down lasted for 15 minutes. new [Re: GatKong]
#239270 - 11/18/10 07:27 AM


I still say a couple of tabs of Viagra and a pair of sweatpants will earn you the most cursory pat-down in the history of the TSA.



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Re: My TSA pat-down lasted for 15 minutes. new [Re: TriggerFin]
#239276 - 11/18/10 11:21 AM


> > It gets worse:
> >
> >
> > http://it.slashdot.org/story/10/11/17/1620203/TSA-Pats-Down-3-Year-Old
> > http://gizmodo.com/5688087/the-tsas-sense-of-humor-makes-me-nervous
>
> How about if the mom learns to "communicate" with her crying kid first, then the TSA
> guy can "communicate" a bit better.

a) Do you have experience with kids?
b) That is not the basic issue



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Re: My TSA pat-down lasted for 15 minutes. new [Re: CrapBoardSoftware]
#239284 - 11/18/10 04:37 PM


I do... from 1 week to well into adulthood. And the woman is doing a poor job. Not that the rediculous laws in the states are helping that matter ( show some discipline and loose your children)

The guy in the video is a complete idiot. Women certainly do hide weapons inder their tits... STUFFED IN THIER BRA. Men hide weapons in their pants. That's just how criminals and terrorists think. Where do you think most of the ideas for searches come from? PRISON!

Have YOU ever worked a security position or spoken to anybody that works in a jail?


Anyway, I'm not defending the TSA person. That was rediculous. But on the flip side, the mother should have been able to handle her child better. Then flip it again... we didn't see the entire situation, now did we? maybe the guy had a legitimate reason because of the way either the child or the mother was acting. Do you have any idea how many women try to shoplift by stuffing things in their childrens clothes and baby carts? It would make you sick. I'm sure the same has been done with weapons as well. I KNOW it has been tried with transporting drugs.

Hell, if you've watched enough cops episodes, you would have seen that sort of thing first hand via surveilance camera.



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Re: My TSA pat-down lasted for 15 minutes. new [Re: CrapBoardSoftware]
#239339 - 11/19/10 07:59 AM


> > > It gets worse:
> > >
> > >
> > > http://it.slashdot.org/story/10/11/17/1620203/TSA-Pats-Down-3-Year-Old
> > > http://gizmodo.com/5688087/the-tsas-sense-of-humor-makes-me-nervous
> >
> > How about if the mom learns to "communicate" with her crying kid first, then the
> TSA
> > guy can "communicate" a bit better.
>
> a) Do you have experience with kids?
> b) That is not the basic issue

a: Enough to know that there WILL be a crying 3-year-old at the airport.

b: Yeah, everyone hates the TSA, and the guy'll probably lose his job for trying to do his job.

He tried to wand the kid first, and that didn't go over too well either. Next step, they don't get on the plane.



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Get ready for the new regulations new [Re: GatKong]
#239396 - 11/19/10 11:10 PM





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Re: SNL TSA skit new [Re: GatKong]
#239465 - 11/21/10 09:52 PM


One of their better ones...


http://www.google.com/url?url=http://www...PqAHEA4AiW9zLpQ



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