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Gentlemen (and ladies if you exist)
#356041 - 06/29/16 02:00 AM


So, we're on vavationx, and I had two double caiparinhas in a row, and We're in a crowded feirinha with loadds of cutie Brazilian chick, so for somereason I ask Gatinha, "Would you be mad if I kissed another girl," and what did she say say?

Did she say No!

Did she say Hell no!

Actially, she said "Depends."

Depends!

Bros, so said depends! That means there's some room there, eh!

I said, "Depends!?! So there are circumstances there you'd be kool with it"

Yeah. Lets talk about this! LOL!








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Re: Gentlemen (and ladies if you exist) new [Re: GatKong]
#356043 - 06/29/16 05:26 AM


> Actially, she said "Depends."

...which is what you'll be wearing after she Lorena Bobbitts you.



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Re: Gentlemen (and ladies if you exist) new [Re: JWJr]
#356048 - 06/29/16 06:13 AM


> > Actially, she said "Depends."
>
> ...which is what you'll be wearing after she Lorena Bobbitts you.

Or she (or the other woman) take you for a caboose ride.



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Re: Gentlemen (and ladies if you exist) new [Re: GatKong]
#356077 - 06/29/16 05:20 PM


> I said, "Depends!?! So there are circumstances there you'd be kool with it"
>
> Yeah. Lets talk about this! LOL!


Eh, seems obvious to me (I guess I'm just weird, logic and all that rot), but switch places. Would you be okay if she kisses another dude, or a dude kissed her?


Ponder that while you take a piss in the courtyard.


Edit: Maybe she means it depends if it's on the hand, the cheek, on the lips, or if you're gunna be swabbing the lady's tonsils with your tongue.

Although I can't understand some of the words you used, I'm going to assume this was under the influence of some sort of intoxicant (aka: a stupidifier).

Edited by Tomu Breidah (06/29/16 05:24 PM)



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Re: Gentlemen (and ladies if you exist) new [Re: Tomu Breidah]
#356078 - 06/29/16 05:33 PM



> Although I can't understand some of the words you used, I'm going to assume this was
> under the influence of some sort of intoxicant (aka: a stupidifier).

"Caiparinhas" are fish, and "feirinha" is like a wheat version of oatmeal. I think Vavationx is in Rhode Island.






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silly billy new [Re: TriggerFin]
#356085 - 06/30/16 02:33 AM


Ok. I was intoxicated yeaterdat, and now too!!

[edit] there are definite disadvantages to having the internet literally in the palm of your hand.

All is great, actually. Having a great vaca, bros.

[/edit]

Edited by Gatinho (06/30/16 04:55 AM)






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