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Pages: 1 GatKong Tetris Mason Reged: 04/20/07 Posts: 5908 Loc: Sector 9 Send PM Ask Dr. Dogg #345383 - 09/20/15 10:54 PM Reply Dear Doctor Dogg, We know about the sense of smell, and taste and stuff. Is there a special sense for when it's poop versus air in your butt? Like, you know when it's air, so you can push it out and fart, and you know when it's poop and you shouldn't push it out, because that's not a fart. That must be a normal sense, right? Because we can all tell the difference. What do you call that sense, like the sense of shart? So, then, if that's a sense, that means there must be some people who lack that sense, right? Like unable to sense the fact it's poop and not air, and they can't tell the difference and shart all the time, right? What do you call that? Like shartreuse or something? If you suffer shartreus, you should be able to get like a placard for your car, because if you shart, it's not right to have to walk all the way out to row J aisle 5 to get to your car with skids in your drawers. I would get a shart dog, too. He can sniff your butt and detect when it's not air, and bark to warn you not to push and shart your pants. I would park right up to buildings and bring my dog in with me to the restaurant, because I'm shartreus. Smitdogg Reged: 09/18/03 Posts: 16877 Send PM Re: Ask Dr. Dogg [Re: GatKong] #345384 - 09/20/15 11:28 PM Reply I'd like to blow your asshole's mind. You never really know for 100% certain what you pack in the burner. Because you've sat to shat and fart todded. And if you're Dr. Dogg you smog on a log. You know what I mean if your shit comes out green. Tomu Breidah No Problems, Only Solutions Reged: 08/14/04 Posts: 6822 Loc: Neither here, nor there. Send PM Re: Ask Dr. Dogg [Re: GatKong] #345386 - 09/21/15 01:09 AM Reply > I would park right up to buildings and bring my dog in with me to the restaurant, > because I'm shartreus. Oh yeah, one of them Shih'tzus. Maybe it's like 3 states of fecal matter, listed in their best to worst forms. Gas Solid Liquid Mmm *frrt* Sciency. Edited by Tomu Breidah (09/21/15 01:10 AM) LEVEL-4 Tomu Breidah No Problems, Only Solutions Reged: 08/14/04 Posts: 6822 Loc: Neither here, nor there. Send PM Re: Ask Dr. Dogg [Re: Smitdogg] #345394 - 09/21/15 03:34 AM Reply > You know what I mean if your shit comes out green. LEVEL-4 Pages: 1

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