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My car got burgalurized
#322537 - 02/24/14 04:43 PM
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We used to live in country… rarely even locked the house…
Moved into the city a couple months ago… didn't take long to be reminded how fucked up the public is.
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Re: My car got burgalurized
[Re: GatKong]
#322538 - 02/24/14 05:27 PM
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> We used to live in country… rarely even locked the house…
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> Moved into the city a couple months ago… didn't take long to be reminded how fucked
> up the public is.
What's "fucked up" is how desperate many people have become.
Our suburban neighborhood has had a rash of petty thefts from unlocked cars, on the street or even in motion-sensor-lit carports. Basically, someone's just going door-to-door trying handles, and looking (almost exclusively) for the loose change many keep in their cars to feed toll booths and parking meters.
We always lock our car, but we forgot to, one night last month; we came out in the morning to find the contents of the console compartment scattered on the passenger seat, with the change "cache" apparently undiscovered. -JW
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Re: My car got burgalurized
[Re: GatKong]
#322539 - 02/24/14 05:35 PM
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> We used to live in country… rarely even locked the house…
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> Moved into the city a couple months ago… didn't take long to be reminded how fucked
> up the public is.
This was the status of one of my facebook friends.
"Who in the hell bothers with stealing the hitch bolts off of a field tiller? Why not take the whole shebang? I had to take them off once and it required a huge pipe wrench a big crescent and a cheater bar. So this was obviously not a case of "stop and grab". Seriously people they are 3 bucks at Orschel'N's."
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Re: My car got burgalurized
[Re: GatKong]
#322543 - 02/24/14 09:39 PM
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lol why do you Yanks take the word "burgled" and bastardise it into the far more complicated "burglarized"?
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Re: My car got burgalurized
[Re: Vas Crabb]
#322544 - 02/24/14 09:45 PM
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Because here burgled sounds like a cleaner more discrete way of saying buttfucked. As in bent over a barrel and burgled.
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Re: My car got burgalurized
[Re: Vas Crabb]
#322545 - 02/24/14 10:10 PM
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> lol why do you Yanks take the word "burgled" and bastardise it into the far more
> complicated "burglarized"?
"Orientated."
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Re: My car got burgalurized
[Re: Tomu Breidah]
#322546 - 02/24/14 10:42 PM
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> This was the status of one of my facebook friends.
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> "Who in the hell bothers with stealing the hitch bolts off of a field tiller? Why not
> take the whole shebang? I had to take them off once and it required a huge pipe
> wrench a big crescent and a cheater bar. So this was obviously not a case of "stop
> and grab". Seriously people they are 3 bucks at Orschel'N's."
I'm sure meth was involved somehow.
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Re: My car got burgalurized
[Re: Smitdogg]
#322550 - 02/24/14 11:33 PM
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Because here burgled sounds like a cleaner more discrete way of saying buttfucked. As in bent over a barrel and burgled.
Yeah, but most verbs involving pillaging sound like that, as in:
- Arse piracy
- Anal raiding
- Booty burglary
- Bum banditry
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Re: My car got burgalurized
[Re: Matty_]
#322552 - 02/24/14 11:52 PM
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No you're adding an extra ass word before those so it's not the same. Standing alone piracy, raiding and so on don't work. Stand alone "burgled" sounds like male on male deep dick raping on the backstreets of downtown London with shit falling out the asshole dookie dick shit everywhere donkey dick no reacharound. Or possibly it could be consensual. But definitely anal sex and nothing else, anal sex only. Donkey dick of nuts.
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[Re: Smitdogg]
#322559 - 02/25/14 01:05 AM
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> Because here burgled sounds like a cleaner more discrete way of saying buttfucked. As
> in bent over a barrel and burgled.
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Oh for Pete's sake.
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Re: My car got burgalurized
[Re: Smitdogg]
#322560 - 02/25/14 01:08 AM
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Well put Smitt, I couldn't have said it better myself.
I feel the need to go take a shower though......
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Re: My car got burgalurized
[Re: TriggerFin]
#322570 - 02/25/14 04:03 AM
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> > lol why do you Yanks take the word "burgled" and bastardise it into the far more
> > complicated "burglarized"?
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> "Orientated."
"Aloominium"
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Re: My car got burgalurized
[Re: jeremymtc]
#322578 - 02/25/14 05:27 AM
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> > > lol why do you Yanks take the word "burgled" and bastardise it into the far more
> > > complicated "burglarized"?
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> > "Orientated."
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> "Aloominium"
"Alternatives"
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Re: My car got burgalurized
[Re: Smitdogg]
#322644 - 02/26/14 10:42 PM
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Maybe you should write all these verses into a book and sell it on Amazon. I'm sure there is a niche market out there.
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