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Ice cube into your butthole, face the facts
#319902 - 01/07/14 04:23 AM
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Old school half moon sliver style out the freezer built in ice maker jammed up your ass and glued shut melty to the dip shit diarrhea. I'll kill you.
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Re: Ice cube into your butthole, face the facts
[Re: Smitdogg]
#319905 - 01/07/14 04:54 AM
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Sounds soothing for hemorrhoids.
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Re: Ice cube into your butthole, face the facts
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#319952 - 01/08/14 01:10 AM
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> Old school half moon sliver style out the freezer built in ice maker jammed up your
> ass and glued shut melty to the dip shit diarrhea. I'll kill you.
I'm far to old to be trying out stuff like that!!!
Might have been fun 20 years ago though 
You know, when you could depend on stuff going back the way it was relatively quickly!!!
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Re: Ice cube into your butthole, face the facts
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#319953 - 01/08/14 01:22 AM
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> > Old school half moon sliver style out the freezer built in ice maker jammed up your
> > ass and glued shut melty to the dip shit diarrhea. I'll kill you.
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> I'm far to old to be trying out stuff like that!!!
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> Might have been fun 20 years ago though
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> You know, when you could depend on stuff going back the way it was relatively
> quickly!!!
What, if you stick an ice cube up your butt in 2014, it will stay up there forever?
"Hey Aero, could you keep my pepsi cold please?!"
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Re: Ice cube into your butthole, face the facts
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#319954 - 01/08/14 01:55 AM
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Sounds like a death metal band name. 
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Re: Ice cube into your butthole, face the facts
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#319955 - 01/08/14 01:59 AM
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> Sounds like a death metal band name.
New for spring 2014, the hottest death metal band from Kazhakhslovakia, EMI presents: The debut album by Ice Cube Into Your Butthole, "Face The Facts". Featuring the following hot tracks:
1. Old School
2. Half-Moon
3. Sliver Style
4. Out the Freezer
5. Built-In Ice Maker
6. Jammed Up Your Ass and Glued Shut
7. Nelty to the Dip
8. Shit Diarrhea
9. I'll Kill You
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Facts. Cold & Hard [nt]
[Re: Smitdogg]
#319978 - 01/08/14 08:05 AM
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can melt upon entry, making sharp edges. blood spurts.
/rumor has it
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Re: Facts. Cold & Hard [nt]
[Re: Tomu Breidah]
#319988 - 01/08/14 01:12 PM
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> can melt upon entry, making sharp edges. blood spurts.
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> /rumor has it
No there is no blood if there are no hemorrhoids. I know because the first time I icecubed my asshole was an accident. I was bark naked on the porn set playing my infamous character Jean-Claude Van Cramme and I sat down on a pile of moon sliver ice and one of them was in an erect position like my dick and it shot right the fuck up my asshole! I lost my erection! Not even the fluffers could help. But then, I got up and bent over and cannonball shot the cube across the room and hit this girl on the forehead. It bounced off her forehead onto the bed leaving a brown stain on the mattress.
The only way your asshole will bleed is if you have hemorrhoids. If that is the case you need to take a full family size tube of Preparation-H with both hands and shove it up your asshole and squeeze the entire contents up your asshole at once and then superglue your butt checks together. Then try to shit. You won't be able to shit but your hems will be healed. Meanwhile I'm gonna have so much ice up my ass it's not even funny. So who do you think comes out on top here? It's me.
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Steam coming out your peehole
[Re: Smitdogg]
#320053 - 01/09/14 10:16 PM
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Science'll kill you.
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Oh for Pete's sake.
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Re: Steam coming out your peehole
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#320059 - 01/09/14 11:06 PM
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> Science'll kill you.
In those kind of temps, I'd be afraid that whipping it out would cause it to disappear entirely.
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Re: Steam coming out your peehole
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#320060 - 01/09/14 11:56 PM
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Re: Steam coming out your peehole
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#320087 - 01/10/14 09:01 AM
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> Science'll kill you.
I thought about trying that, but by the time I did it wasn't as bo... eh, skeleton chillingly cold.
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Re: Steam coming out your peehole
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#320122 - 01/10/14 09:19 PM
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> > Science'll kill you.
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> In those kind of temps, I'd be afraid that whipping it out would cause it to
> disappear entirely.
I imagine it would invert itself, crawl inside, and create an enormous vajayjay.
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