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No, you cannot "fix" a partial delivery.
#317858 - 11/26/13 03:43 AM


Ordered:
2 small pizzas
2 parmesan cheese cups to put on said pizzas
2 drinks

Delivered:
2 small pizzas

Fuck your damn tip. Waiting an extra 40 minutes for pizza toppings to put on delivered pizzas is not ever in any way going to be acceptable.

Here's a cup of shredded cheese for dessert.



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Re: No, you cannot "fix" a partial delivery. new [Re: TriggerFin]
#317863 - 11/26/13 06:06 AM


> Ordered:
> 2 small pizzas
> 2 parmesan cheese cups to put on said pizzas
> 2 drinks
>
> Delivered:
> 2 small pizzas
>
> Fuck your damn tip. Waiting an extra 40 minutes for pizza toppings to put on
> delivered pizzas is not ever in any way going to be acceptable.
>
> Here's a cup of shredded cheese for dessert.


Should have sent it back. If the pizza joint won't make you a fresh pie, they aren't worth ordering from again.

//If you can't wait for a fresh pie, you should probably eat a snickers.



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Re: No, you cannot "fix" a partial delivery. new [Re: italie]
#317864 - 11/26/13 06:16 AM


> > Ordered:
> > 2 small pizzas
> > 2 parmesan cheese cups to put on said pizzas
> > 2 drinks
> >
> > Delivered:
> > 2 small pizzas
> >
> > Fuck your damn tip. Waiting an extra 40 minutes for pizza toppings to put on
> > delivered pizzas is not ever in any way going to be acceptable.
> >
> > Here's a cup of shredded cheese for dessert.
>
>
> Should have sent it back. If the pizza joint won't make you a fresh pie, they aren't
> worth ordering from again.
>
> //If you can't wait for a fresh pie, you should probably eat a snickers.

Now, who the heck is gonna deliver a Snickers in thirty minutes or less?



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Re: No, you cannot "fix" a partial delivery. new [Re: TriggerFin]
#317865 - 11/26/13 06:22 AM


> > > Ordered:
> > > 2 small pizzas
> > > 2 parmesan cheese cups to put on said pizzas
> > > 2 drinks
> > >
> > > Delivered:
> > > 2 small pizzas
> > >
> > > Fuck your damn tip. Waiting an extra 40 minutes for pizza toppings to put on
> > > delivered pizzas is not ever in any way going to be acceptable.
> > >
> > > Here's a cup of shredded cheese for dessert.
> >
> >
> > Should have sent it back. If the pizza joint won't make you a fresh pie, they
> aren't
> > worth ordering from again.
> >
> > //If you can't wait for a fresh pie, you should probably eat a snickers.
>
> Now, who the heck is gonna deliver a Snickers in thirty minutes or less?

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA.



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Re: No, you cannot "fix" a partial delivery. new [Re: italie]
#317869 - 11/26/13 06:51 AM


> > Now, who the heck is gonna deliver a Snickers in thirty minutes or less?
>
> MILLION DOLLAR IDEA.

In the '90s there was a dotcom called Kozmo.com that used bicycle messengers to deliver stuff. Ice cream, drinks, candy, anything. They even did stuff like MP3 players and ink cartridges. If it fit in in bicycle messenger's bag, they would deliver it. They went bust in pretty short order, but it was fun while it lasted.



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Re: No, you cannot "fix" a partial delivery. new [Re: DMala]
#317872 - 11/26/13 07:07 AM


> > > Now, who the heck is gonna deliver a Snickers in thirty minutes or less?
> >
> > MILLION DOLLAR IDEA.
>
> In the '90s there was a dotcom called Kozmo.com that used bicycle messengers to
> deliver stuff. Ice cream, drinks, candy, anything. They even did stuff like MP3
> players and ink cartridges. If it fit in in bicycle messenger's bag, they would
> deliver it. They went bust in pretty short order, but it was fun while it lasted.

They might fare better now, with electronic transactions having matured some.

Still, the nearest currently active Snickers source is a 10-minute-plus drive from here. I'd need to order a box of them for the overhead to make any sort of sense at my end, since, as it is, I feel candy bars should cost a bit less than the cost of, say, a candy bar.

Also, I'm not terribly excited by the prospect of a Snickers. Now, a Zagnut, there isn't much I wouldn't do to get. Beats Klondike Bars hands down.



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Re: No, you cannot "fix" a partial delivery. new [Re: TriggerFin]
#317879 - 11/26/13 09:50 AM


> Ordered:
> 2 small pizzas
> 2 parmesan cheese cups to put on said pizzas
> 2 drinks
>
> Delivered:
> 2 small pizzas
>
> Fuck your damn tip. Waiting an extra 40 minutes for pizza toppings to put on
> delivered pizzas is not ever in any way going to be acceptable.
>
> Here's a cup of shredded cheese for dessert.


One time I ordered a calzone (but it was O round not D round, so whatever those'r called) that comes with dipping sauce. The delivery guy brought it over, takes it out of that insulated box/bag thing. The container of sauce falls off the box. Marinara sauce gets on his pant leg, and the rest was mostly on the ground. He said he was sorry and that they only give him what to take and say where to take it... & never tell him what's inside.

He went back and then returned with a replacement for the sauce, which wasn't more than 5 minutes. I did give him (another) tip.



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Re: No, you cannot "fix" a partial delivery. new [Re: Tomu Breidah]
#317883 - 11/26/13 10:55 AM


> > Ordered:
> > 2 small pizzas
> > 2 parmesan cheese cups to put on said pizzas
> > 2 drinks
> >
> > Delivered:
> > 2 small pizzas
> >
> > Fuck your damn tip. Waiting an extra 40 minutes for pizza toppings to put on
> > delivered pizzas is not ever in any way going to be acceptable.
> >
> > Here's a cup of shredded cheese for dessert.
>
>
> One time I ordered a calzone (but it was O round not D round, so whatever those'r
> called) that comes with dipping sauce. The delivery guy brought it over, takes it out
> of that insulated box/bag thing. The container of sauce falls off the box. Marinara
> sauce gets on his pant leg, and the rest was mostly on the ground. He said he was
> sorry and that they only give him what to take and say where to take it... & never
> tell him what's inside.
>
> He went back and then returned with a replacement for the sauce, which wasn't more
> than 5 minutes. I did give him (another) tip.

I could deal with a five minute wait. There are no five minute waits around here. Well, there is one place that close, but their habit of including jalapeno stems in food is a bit of a turn-off.

OH GOD NO! THERE'S ABOUT TO BE SHITTY SHIT FROM SHIT-SPOUTERS ON MY TV! KILL IT!



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No, you cannot "fix" a arsehole delivery. (nt) new [Re: TriggerFin]
#317991 - 11/28/13 05:21 PM


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