> /The government isn't that creative, trust me on this one > //you'd actually be more blown away if you really knew the level of ineptitude
I have close relatives who work for the government at pretty high levels. I've stopped being surprised when reports come out that e.g. NSA isn't actually reading your emails, but they've cracked the Brazzers firewall to watch for free.
...the Congressional steno was talking about! Stupid me, all this time I've been spending that shit instead of doin' rapturific origami! Now we know...
Pessimist: Oh, this can't get any worse!
Optimist: Yes, it can!