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So cute when they are young...
#284527 - 05/01/12 05:47 AM


My brother was teasing my 3.5 year old today. He kept telling her a fox was outside, and she was freaking out that she couldn't see it (there was no fox). She finally caught on that he was teasing her, turns to him and says:

"I don't see any fucking fox. Stop lying."

I had a hard time scolding her with a straight face. That F-bomb was dropped like a pro, and he kind of earned it.



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Re: So cute when they are young... new [Re: italie]
#284529 - 05/01/12 06:07 AM


> My brother was teasing my 3.5 year old today. He kept telling her a fox was outside,
> and she was freaking out that she couldn't see it (there was no fox). She finally
> caught on that he was teasing her, turns to him and says:
>
> "I don't see any fucking fox. Stop lying."
>
> I had a hard time scolding her with a straight face. That F-bomb was dropped like a
> pro, and he kind of earned it.


Proud papa.

The funniest part is I can picture the whole thing playing out, and the look on her face when she said it.

Now...

Where the fuck'd she learn such language




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Re: So cute when they are young... new [Re: italie]
#284530 - 05/01/12 06:09 AM


> My brother was teasing my 3.5 year old today. He kept telling her a fox was outside,
> and she was freaking out that she couldn't see it (there was no fox). She finally
> caught on that he was teasing her, turns to him and says:
>
> "I don't see any fucking fox. Stop lying."
>
> I had a hard time scolding her with a straight face. That F-bomb was dropped like a
> pro, and he kind of earned it.

God help me, my kids are going to cuss like sailors. If I'm lucky, their first words won't be the f-word. They'd probably be better off if I just didn't speak for the next twenty years.



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Re: So cute when they are young... new [Re: Mr. Do]
#284531 - 05/01/12 06:20 AM


> > My brother was teasing my 3.5 year old today. He kept telling her a fox was
> outside,
> > and she was freaking out that she couldn't see it (there was no fox). She finally
> > caught on that he was teasing her, turns to him and says:
> >
> > "I don't see any fucking fox. Stop lying."
> >
> > I had a hard time scolding her with a straight face. That F-bomb was dropped like a
> > pro, and he kind of earned it.
>
>
> Proud papa.
>
> The funniest part is I can picture the whole thing playing out, and the look on her
> face when she said it.
>
> Now...
>
> Where the fuck'd she learn such language

Mommy?



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Re: So cute when they are young... new [Re: italie]
#284535 - 05/01/12 06:36 AM


>> Where the fuck'd she learn such language

>Mommy?

Gah!

In my house... literally. The portuguese word for cow sounds just like "fucka", as does the word for knife. More than once we've attracted attention at a restaurant when our daughter starts hollering "Fucka! Da me Fucka!" or when we're out and about and she sees a cow... "Fucka! Fucka!"

But yeah, she dropped the actual f-bomb before...







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Re: So cute when they are young... new [Re: GatKong]
#284537 - 05/01/12 06:41 AM


> In my house... literally. The portuguese word for cow sounds just like "fucka", as
> does the word for knife.


Portugese has a short 'u' sound?



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Re: So cute when they are young... new [Re: mogli]
#284544 - 05/01/12 06:51 AM


> > In my house... literally. The portuguese word for cow sounds just like "fucka", as
> > does the word for knife.
>
>
> Portugese has a short 'u' sound?

Vaca = cow
Faca = Knife

To me the first a in Vaca/Faca sounds more like the a in "army", making faca sound closer to "farker" than "fucker".

Maybe it's a regional dialect thing, I believe Gatinha is from Rio De Janeiro.

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Re: So cute when they are young... new [Re: Sune]
#284548 - 05/01/12 07:20 AM


>To me the first a in Vaca/Faca sounds more like the a in "army", making faca sound closer to "farker" than "fucker".

Heh! Even with that dialect, yell "farker" in a room full of children and see what reaction it draws.

But nay, she's not from Rio... Minas Gerais.







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Re: So cute when they are young... new [Re: DMala]
#284557 - 05/01/12 07:52 AM



Quote:


God help me, my kids are going to cuss like sailors. If I'm lucky, their first words won't be the f-word. They'd probably be better off if I just didn't speak for the next twenty years.




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Re: So cute when they are young... new [Re: GatKong]
#284565 - 05/01/12 12:31 PM


> > To me the first a in Vaca/Faca sounds more like the a in "army", making faca sound
> closer to "farker" than "fucker".
>
> Heh! Even with that dialect, yell "farker" in a room full of children and see what
> reaction it draws.
>
> But nay, she's not from Rio... Minas Gerais.

hence the cheese



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Re: So cute when they are young... new [Re: italie]
#284566 - 05/01/12 01:50 PM


> My brother was teasing my 3.5 year old today. He kept telling her a fox was outside,
> and she was freaking out that she couldn't see it (there was no fox). She finally
> caught on that he was teasing her, turns to him and says:
>
> "I don't see any fucking fox. Stop lying."
>
> I had a hard time scolding her with a straight face. That F-bomb was dropped like a
> pro, and he kind of earned it.

She's just talking the way so many people talk these days. I guess that to them it's not even a swear word, it's just a word used to express surprise, disappointment, impatience, etc. If she had been 10 or even 20 years older, her use of the word in this sort of context would have been completely unremarkable.



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Re: So cute when they are young... new [Re: amused]
#284568 - 05/01/12 02:04 PM


> I guess that to them it's not even a swear word, it's just a word used to express
> surprise, disappointment, impatience, etc.

Its funny, that was her first response to me scolding her. "That's not a bad word".



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So what brand of soap did you feed her? new [Re: italie]
#284573 - 05/01/12 04:10 PM




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