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*POW* right in the kisser
#268460 - 11/12/11 05:53 PM


I was sitting on the couch minding my own business, watching my 2 1/2 year old boy play on the floor, when suddenly and inexplicably he pushed the eject button, and came shooting upward with full force bashing his bowling-ball of a head smack square right into my grill.

It split my lower lip wide open, loosened one of my teeth, and both my lips look like filler-overload.

Ow.







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Re: *POW* right in the kisser new [Re: GatKong]
#268466 - 11/12/11 09:03 PM


> I was sitting on the couch minding my own business, watching my 2 1/2 year old boy
> play on the floor, when suddenly and inexplicably he pushed the eject button, and
> came shooting upward with full force bashing his bowling-ball of a head smack square
> right into my grill.
>
> It split my lower lip wide open, loosened one of my teeth, and both my lips look like
> filler-overload.
>
> Ow.




Oh for Pete's sake.
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Re: *POW* right in the kisser new [Re: GatKong]
#268474 - 11/13/11 04:06 AM


My oldest sister almost had her nose broken years back from her youngest son doing the same thing. My youngest daughter has knocked me pretty hard on the chin many times from throwing her head back when she gets upset.



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Re: *POW* right in the kisser new [Re: GatKong]
#268478 - 11/13/11 05:10 AM


You Sir, are an idiot for posting this on the interwebz instead of complaining to your real-life friends. If you at least have some.



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Re: *POW* right in the kisser new [Re: CrapBoardSoftware]
#268484 - 11/13/11 06:21 AM


> You Sir, are an idiot for posting this on the interwebz instead of complaining to
> your real-life friends. If you at least have some.


You haven't posted in over a month... and trolling is what inspires you to come out from under your bridge?







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Re: *POW* right in the kisser new [Re: CrapBoardSoftware]
#268487 - 11/13/11 07:11 AM


> You Sir, are an idiot for posting this on the interwebz instead of complaining to
> your real-life friends. If you at least have some.

WTF's with the new even shittier name and attitude?



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Re: *POW* right in the kisser new [Re: GatKong]
#268491 - 11/13/11 09:05 AM


> I was sitting on the couch minding my own business, watching my 2 1/2 year old boy
> play on the floor, when suddenly and inexplicably he pushed the eject button, and
> came shooting upward with full force bashing his bowling-ball of a head smack square
> right into my grill.
>
> It split my lower lip wide open, loosened one of my teeth, and both my lips look like
> filler-overload.
>
> Ow.

My younger sister smack her face on the road one time after bump into something. The bike just flip her frontward and she didn't have a helmet on. She have a scare on her upper lip. Look like a burnt mark.



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Re: *POW* right in the kisser new [Re: Hizzout]
#268614 - 11/15/11 12:09 PM


> My oldest sister almost had her nose broken years back from her youngest son doing
> the same thing.



Yep, been there too Hizz. Lauren when she was about two. Worst pain ever.



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