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What a dumb as$
#263036 - 08/26/11 07:18 AM


I meant to put saline drops in my dry eyes...

Then Gatinha said "What the hell did you put the baby's albuterol in your eyes for?"

WTF!

The droppers are identical.

Poison control said the half life is 6 hours... I'll probably be fine... but any pain in the eye would be acute glaucoma... which would be a medical emergency needing immediate surgery to save my vision.

So now we're just watching the clock... and hoping no eye pain starts.

But now I'm all paranoid, like... is that a pain starting? Is this a pain?








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It's one of those life lessons new [Re: GatKong]
#263037 - 08/26/11 07:23 AM



Kinda like "Never remove your contacts after eating hot wings."



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...kinda like this other post new [Re: italie]
#263038 - 08/26/11 07:42 AM


> Kinda like "Never remove your contacts after eating hot wings."

http://www.mameworld.info/ubbthreads/showthreaded.php?Number=256809

Is albuterol for Asthma treatment? Joined with the sight problems and extreme weather you have there I can almost feel your pain... not directly, but understand the situation.



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Re: What a dumb as$ new [Re: GatKong]
#263046 - 08/26/11 12:31 PM


> I meant to put saline drops in my dry eyes...
>
> Then Gatinha said "What the hell did you put the baby's albuterol in your eyes for?"
>
> WTF!
>
> The droppers are identical.
>
> Poison control said the half life is 6 hours... I'll probably be fine... but any pain
> in the eye would be acute glaucoma... which would be a medical emergency needing
> immediate surgery to save my vision.
>
> So now we're just watching the clock... and hoping no eye pain starts.
>
> But now I'm all paranoid, like... is that a pain starting? Is this a pain?

lose your vision?!
that would suck.
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what tragedy could you handle?

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Re: What a dumb as$ new [Re: GatKong]
#263057 - 08/26/11 03:54 PM


Wow wtf. Did they tell you to flush them with warm water for a while or what?



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Re: What a dumb as$ new [Re: GatKong]
#263064 - 08/26/11 04:54 PM


goddamn dude. put a mark on the bottle or something!

that's like making a pistol that looks just like a tv remote or something. hope it turns out ok!



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Re: What a dumb as$ new [Re: Smitdogg]
#263065 - 08/26/11 04:56 PM


Yeah, flush for 15 minutes, and go to the ER if any discomfort develops. Define discomfort when you're all wound up with anxiety. Every itch and twitch and I'm like "This is it, lets go... no wait, no... I'm good... I think... it doesn't hurt... I don't think."

I didn't want to fall asleep out of paranoia I'd sleep through any discomfort... so I stayed up watching TV. Now I'm tired. Dumb dumb dumb.







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Re: What a dumb as$ new [Re: jopezu]
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Re: What a dumb as$ new [Re: GatKong]
#263069 - 08/26/11 05:29 PM


Wouldn't flushing your eyes for 15 minutes cause discomfort?



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Re: What a dumb as$ new [Re: redk9258]
#263076 - 08/26/11 05:58 PM


Yes for sure.



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umm.. no. Not really... new [Re: jopezu]
#263084 - 08/26/11 07:57 PM


you point your remote at the TV don't you (not your head?)



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Re: ...kinda like this other post new [Re: BIOS-D]
#263106 - 08/26/11 11:53 PM


> > Kinda like "Never remove your contacts after eating hot wings."
>
> http://www.mameworld.info/ubbthreads/showthreaded.php?Number=256809
>
> Is albuterol for Asthma treatment? Joined with the sight problems and extreme weather
> you have there I can almost feel your pain... not directly, but understand the
> situation.

Haha. Yeah, beat me to it. Was going to post that. Albuterol is generally given in the form of albuterol sulfate in an inhaler. It's used for acute breathing issues. It's a mild steroid that opens up the lungs and allows for greater absorption of oxygen. In your eyes, the glaucoma worry is from the vessels in your eyes opening up too much as too much fluid coming in.

Now that there is anxiety working in there, of course any little thing will make you think you are having a bad side effect. But a true side-effect would be some pressure feeling in the eye coupled with blurry vision coupled with an odd feeling in the eye.

From one application of the albuterol in place of saline, I highly doubt anything can happen. Poison Control center was just doing their job and telling you about the worst case scenario so that you'd be prepared IF it happened.



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Re: What a dumb as$ new [Re: GatKong]
#263112 - 08/27/11 02:59 AM


So now you will develop x-ray vision.



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Re: What a dumb as$ new [Re: keshbach1]
#263114 - 08/27/11 04:34 AM


> So now you will develop x-ray vision.
>
>
> Kevin Eshbach

No, since he put albuterol in his eyes and it is meant for opening up the lungs, he is just going to see tits better.




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Re: What a dumb as$ new [Re: redk9258]
#263118 - 08/27/11 05:05 AM


> > So now you will develop x-ray vision.
> >
> >
> > Kevin Eshbach
>
> No, since he put albuterol in his eyes and it is meant for opening up the lungs, he
> is just going to see tits better.

Wind-vision maybe?


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