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MAME owes italie many thank yous, hah
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Well, you see, Norm, it's like this.
#258902 - 07/03/11 07:47 AM
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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it's the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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Man, that's...like....modern phrenology. ShaZAAam! (nt)
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#258911 - 07/03/11 12:45 PM
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Consider it high comedy....sincere tragedy....whatever...don't take it personally.
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Re: Well, you see, Norm, it's like this.
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#258958 - 07/04/11 02:44 AM
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> A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is
> hunted, it's the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
> natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
> health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest
> members.
>
> In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain
> cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally,
> it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
> consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and
> more efficient machine.
>
> And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Yeah, you could prolly add Kirstie Ally and Shelley Long wrestling in a paddling pool full of Bud, in their bikinis to the 80s fantasy thread...
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