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A morning in the life of italie
#258025 - 06/21/11 05:01 PM
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12AM
Finally sit down to vegetate a bit after a long night of laundry, paying bills, bathing the little one, and having dinner ready for the (very pregnant) wife when she got home. Wife is now asleep, kiddo put down as well after quite the fight.
12:30AM
In bed, almost out. Awoken to the sound of tiny feet pitter-pattering and a loud scream of "AHHHHHHHHHHHH! The big bad WOOOOLLLLLFFFFF".
I put the little one back down, and we repeat this process until around 1:45AM
2AM
Wife starts having contractions (again). I get up, put my shoes on. I go outside to pull my truck out of the driveway and put it in the street so I can get her car out when she's ready.
2-3AM
Wife is holding out, not sure if it's "go time".
3AM
Contractions stop. I fall asleep.
6AM.
Wake up 1/2 hour late, hurry into the shower.
7AM
Find a parking ticket on my truck, I forgot to pull it back in.
7:15AM
Hit unusual gridlock. To make matters worse, the guy in front of me decides it's a good time to read the paper. I have to remind him that he's driving every three minutes or so.
8:30AM
Make it to the office. Office smells horrible. Apparently the server UPS batteries boiled over, releasing a sulfur gas. Entire building is rank.
I wonder what the rest of the day has in store for me.... 
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Re: A morning in the life of italie
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#258030 - 06/21/11 07:10 PM
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Sex will help induce labor.  
The normal way, nuthin freaky!
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Re: A morning in the life of italie
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#258033 - 06/21/11 08:17 PM
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> Sex will help induce labor.
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> The normal way, nuthin freaky!
I'm not falling for that one again. The last kid was 2 weeks late in spite of record breaking effort. Even after all that they ~still~ had to go in and get her.
Frankly, and I can't believe I'm saying this, I'm just too damned tired. 
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Re: A morning in the life of italie
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#258038 - 06/21/11 09:32 PM
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It's not sex, its nipple stimulation... even if you're tired, just get a glass of water to wet your whistle... and get to work.
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