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Can't say business is like this everyday...
#249309 - 03/19/11 07:38 AM


But today it brings me to a "business conference" in the form of surfing a nude beach on a Northernish facing shore on Maui... with the added bonus of it being spring break... so tons of unexpected bonus nubile college hotties to not look at.

To those of you that don't surf... North Shores are where the giant tubular waves are. While Little Beach is a southern beach, it's on a peninsula with a North face which catches the currents, making it a rare big wave beach on the south side. Usually I'm worried about dashing my brains on some coral under the waves... but surfing nude means your more worried about dashing your BRAINS on some coral under the waves.



To "not look at" because you're not supposed to gawk on nude beaches. That's where sun glasses and peripheral vision really pay off. Most nude beaches are old wrinkly hippies... but "Little Beach" appears to be the exception. How do you say "Mahalo"? Apparently gravity is not in effect here... ai carumba. While the guy/gal ratio is about 10 to 1... so definitely in Gatinha's favor... but Little Beach makes up with quality where the quantity is short. I must say, I'm impressed... and grateful for deep water...

Anywho, I'm checking in from a net cafe with limited time.

See you state side.



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p.s. Yes, I just got here when the Tsunami hit. While damage here was minimal (and I JUST missed being able to brag that I surfed a Tsunami... mostly owing to my chickening out and taking high ground instead) my heart goes out to all those who suffered loss in Japan... what an awful tragedy.

Edited by Gatinho (03/19/11 07:47 AM)







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Re: Can't say business is like this everyday... new [Re: GatKong]
#249312 - 03/19/11 07:41 AM


Bastard...

I enjoyed a few days of spring weather before waking this morning to about a half inch of snow.

I long for warmer days, and shorter shorts.



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Re: Can't say business is like this everyday... new [Re: GatKong]
#249313 - 03/19/11 07:44 AM


obligatory.




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Re: Can't say business is like this everyday... new [Re: Tomu Breidah]
#249315 - 03/19/11 07:49 AM


"This thread is worthless without pics"

Yes, Tom... I agree. Two things stand in the way...

1. MAMEWorld post rules about nudiTITidy.

2. Cameras are frowned upon on nude beaches... I saw some, but people tell you to put them away, and then everyone thinks you're a creep... so I never got mine out.







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Re: Can't say business is like this everyday... new [Re: GatKong]
#249324 - 03/19/11 09:04 AM


> But today it brings me to a "business conference" in the form of surfing a nude beach
> on a Northernish facing shore on Maui... with the added bonus of it being spring
> break... so tons of unexpected bonus nubile college hotties to not look at.
>
> To those of you that don't surf... North Shores are where the giant tubular waves
> are. While Little Beach is a southern beach, it's on a peninsula with a North face
> which catches the currents, making it a rare big wave beach on the south side.
> Usually I'm worried about dashing my brains on some coral under the waves... but
> surfing nude means your more worried about dashing your BRAINS on some coral under
> the waves.

Sounds like paradise. Enjoy your holiday .... errr, umm, ahhh, I mean business conference ...



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