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Is it 2 or 3?
#247314 - 02/24/11 07:09 AM
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Just curious, but how many points do you deduct from the beauty of a woman when you're drunk? Last night, was at a bar and a woman from Scotland sat next to me and was flirting. And by flirting I mean she took her top off and showed me her DD sized tits. While drunk, I thought she was a 6. So was she really a 4 or a 3? Either way, we went outside to wait for a cab to take her and I back to her place. The cab didn't show up, so she did some mouth magic on me.  I went inside to be cheered by the crowd in there and call another taxi company. She came in, and the bartender told me "Just run. Trust me!" So when the taxi came I ditched her and went home.  I never got her name.
Still, I'm just curious how truly nasty she was. Regardless, she had good mouth skills, a good accent, and beautiful boobs with nipples that were perfectly sized.
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Re: Is it 2 or 3?
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#247315 - 02/24/11 07:23 AM
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> and the bartender told me "Just run. Trust me!"
Some questions are better left unanswered 
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Re: Is it 2 or 3?
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#247316 - 02/24/11 07:36 AM
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Yeah I've been there with the drunkeness + dim bar lights hookup "6" before. Yeah you don't want to see that in sunlight or harsh indoor lights sober. Just forget the whole thing.
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Re: Is it 2 or 3?
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#247318 - 02/24/11 07:44 AM
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> Just curious, but how many points do you deduct from the beauty of a woman when
> you're drunk? Last night, was at a bar and a woman from Scotland sat next to me and
> was flirting. And by flirting I mean she took her top off and showed me her DD sized
> tits. While drunk, I thought she was a 6. So was she really a 4 or a 3? Either way,
> we went outside to wait for a cab to take her and I back to her place. The cab didn't
> show up, so she did some mouth magic on me. I went inside to be cheered by the crowd
> in there and call another taxi company. She came in, and the bartender told me "Just
> run. Trust me!" So when the taxi came I ditched her and went home. I never got her
> name.
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> Still, I'm just curious how truly nasty she was. Regardless, she had good mouth
> skills, a good accent, and beautiful boobs with nipples that were perfectly sized.
Wow, what a catch. 
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Re: Is it 2 or 3?
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#247320 - 02/24/11 08:17 AM
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> Just curious, but how many points do you deduct from the beauty of a woman when
> you're drunk? Last night, was at a bar and a woman from Scotland sat next to me and
> was flirting. And by flirting I mean she took her top off and showed me her DD sized
> tits. While drunk, I thought she was a 6. So was she really a 4 or a 3? Either way,
> we went outside to wait for a cab to take her and I back to her place. The cab didn't
> show up, so she did some mouth magic on me. I went inside to be cheered by the crowd
> in there and call another taxi company. She came in, and the bartender told me "Just
> run. Trust me!" So when the taxi came I ditched her and went home. I never got her
> name.
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> Still, I'm just curious how truly nasty she was. Regardless, she had good mouth
> skills, a good accent, and beautiful boobs with nipples that were perfectly sized.
The only thing I know for sure is that drinking with Jdurgi sounds fun.
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it was a dude
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#247327 - 02/24/11 12:08 PM
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> Just curious, but how many points do you deduct from the beauty of a woman when
> you're drunk? Last night, was at a bar and a woman from Scotland sat next to me and
> was flirting. And by flirting I mean she took her top off and showed me her DD sized
> tits. While drunk, I thought she was a 6. So was she really a 4 or a 3? Either way,
> we went outside to wait for a cab to take her and I back to her place. The cab didn't
> show up, so she did some mouth magic on me. I went inside to be cheered by the crowd
> in there and call another taxi company. She came in, and the bartender told me "Just
> run. Trust me!" So when the taxi came I ditched her and went home. I never got her
> name.
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> Still, I'm just curious how truly nasty she was. Regardless, she had good mouth
> skills, a good accent, and beautiful boobs with nipples that were perfectly sized.
j/k & I hope not.
But instead of rating looks - I wonder what her self worth is? 
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Re: it was a dude
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#247335 - 02/24/11 03:06 PM
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What if it was really a dude?
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Re: Is it 2 or 3?
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#247341 - 02/24/11 04:04 PM
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>She came in, and the bartender told me "Just run. Trust me!"
I think he saved you a fist full of cash for when the pimp shows up wanting his take.
Unfortunately, the Doctor wasn't at the bar that night to save you from a fist full of pus... you might want to get that looked at.
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#247343 - 02/24/11 04:23 PM
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> > She came in, and the bartender told me "Just run. Trust me!"
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> I think he saved you a fist full of cash for when the pimp shows up wanting his take.
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> Unfortunately, the Doctor wasn't at the bar that night to save you from a fist full
> of pus... you might want to get that looked at.
Yeah, I was thinking that myself - she was probably perfectly normal looking just with a high chance of giving you herpes, crabs, genital warts and other things people like to show off on 'Embarrassing Bodies' (this is a medical program we have over here, it comes on at around 9pm and it totally extreme, I guess they get away with it because they often genuinely help people with their disgusting conditions and people at home that may have the same thing and may then be able to get help also, but its often completely over the top - one time I saw it this kindly, well dressed, well spoken middle aged woman came on and said that "it burns a bit when I pee" and 5 seconds later they've got her on the bench, ripping her vag open for the world to see! No pixelation or anything!, but I digress....)
On the other hand she might have been a total schizoid, obsessive, jealous, alcoholic stalker type - you never know
And you said she was Scottish? maybe it was a ruse so she could nick all you money and stuff to sell to feed her heroin addiction then! (Train Spotting has a lot to answer for when it comes to stereotypes!)
Or the bartender might just be a total bastard who likes spoiling other people's fun
You'll never know!
We would advise you don't try to find out either...
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Re: it was a dude
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#247380 - 02/25/11 12:13 AM
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> What if it was really a dude?
lol. If it was a dude, then it got one of the best boob jobs I have ever seen in my life. And after feeling them like I did, they were definitely not fake.
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#247381 - 02/25/11 12:14 AM
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> Yeah I've been there with the drunkeness + dim bar lights hookup "6" before. Yeah you
> don't want to see that in sunlight or harsh indoor lights sober. Just forget the
> whole thing.
Exactly what I'm doing. I'm just remembering the good parts.
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#247382 - 02/25/11 12:17 AM
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> > Just curious, but how many points do you deduct from the beauty of a woman when
> > you're drunk? Last night, was at a bar and a woman from Scotland sat next to me and
> > was flirting. And by flirting I mean she took her top off and showed me her DD
> sized
> > tits. While drunk, I thought she was a 6. So was she really a 4 or a 3? Either way,
> > we went outside to wait for a cab to take her and I back to her place. The cab
> didn't
> > show up, so she did some mouth magic on me. I went inside to be cheered by the
> crowd
> > in there and call another taxi company. She came in, and the bartender told me
> "Just
> > run. Trust me!" So when the taxi came I ditched her and went home. I never got her
> > name.
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> > Still, I'm just curious how truly nasty she was. Regardless, she had good mouth
> > skills, a good accent, and beautiful boobs with nipples that were perfectly sized.
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> The only thing I know for sure is that drinking with Jdurgi sounds fun.
Haha. Yeah, it was one hell of a night. Spent it with the bartenders of the bar I frequent which is basically shutting down as new ownership comes in and replaces everyone. I can't remember the number of shots that were done, or all the drinks that never went on the tab because the bartenders didn't give a shit since they were being let go anyway. Amazingly, I woke up the next day without a nasty hangover, a horrible taste in my mouth, or itching down south. Still no itching today so I'm in good shape. Just need to let the lining of my stomach grow back a bit, but for now I got some alcoholic cred for getting a BJ from a random girl at a bar whose name I never got and whom I just flat out ditched.
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Re: it was a dude
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#247387 - 02/25/11 02:32 AM
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> > What if it was really a dude?
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> lol. If it was a dude, then it got one of the best boob jobs I have ever seen in my
> life. And after feeling them like I did, they were definitely not fake.
I would've figured (if/when you realized it was a dude) you'd be cured of your drinking. 
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Re: it was a dude
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#247393 - 02/25/11 03:36 AM
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> > > What if it was really a dude?
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> > lol. If it was a dude, then it got one of the best boob jobs I have ever seen in my
> > life. And after feeling them like I did, they were definitely not fake.
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> I would've figured (if/when you realized it was a dude) you'd be cured of your
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