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Re: have you ever
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#242697 - 01/05/11 03:39 AM
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> Have you ever had "surprise sex" with your wife/girlfriend/partner?
> No
> Maybe
> Yes, and she considered it to be rape
> Yes, and she didn't consider it to be rape
> Yes, but it was "surprise buttsex"
Is that like when you trip over the dog's bone while in the middle of a rough episode of morning wood, and your naked wife just happens to catch your fall?
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Re: have you ever
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#242699 - 01/05/11 04:06 AM
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> Is that like when you trip over the dog's bone while in the middle of a rough episode
> of morning wood, and your naked wife just happens to catch your fall?
That's one way I guess. Another way is to just sneak up behind her when she's naked. Or you could just be fooling around, and then you hold her down and slip it in without giving prior warning. Or you can wait until she's asleeep. Anything that involves her being penetrated when she's not expecting it.
(If you do it all the time, it won't be surprising for long. You can only do it occasionally and vary the technique if you want to maintain the element of surprise.)
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Re: have you ever
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#242701 - 01/05/11 04:29 AM
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> > Is that like when you trip over the dog's bone while in the middle of a rough
> episode
> > of morning wood, and your naked wife just happens to catch your fall?
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> That's one way I guess. Another way is to just sneak up behind her when she's naked.
> Or you could just be fooling around, and then you hold her down and slip it in
> without giving prior warning. Or you can wait until she's asleeep. Anything that
> involves her being penetrated when she's not expecting it.
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> (If you do it all the time, it won't be surprising for long. You can only do it
> occasionally and vary the technique if you want to maintain the element of surprise.)
Does this count? It's not as rapey as you might prefer...but I think it should:
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/wa...0-1225980543057
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Re: have you ever
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#242703 - 01/05/11 04:56 AM
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I don't think it's uncommon for someone to playfully see how far they can get with a sleeping partner... you've never woke up to your lover trying to sneak on to your morning wood without waking you? I guess that would be the same thing, no? C'mon... you never pretended to still be sleeping to not interrupt her while she rides your "sleeping" body... heheh. The key point being that they know their lover enough to know that they would respond positively to the situation, not freak out.
But if there is a possibility (probability?) that she would take surprise sex as an assault... that would be an assault... no bones (haw) about it.
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#242704 - 01/05/11 05:11 AM
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Re: have you ever
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#242746 - 01/05/11 05:56 PM
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> So confusing. No wonder I'm still a virgin.
No worries mate. There's a gal out there for everyone... maybe your wife can introduce you to someone nice...
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Re: have you ever
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#242753 - 01/05/11 06:58 PM
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Re: have you ever
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#242758 - 01/05/11 07:55 PM
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> Anything that involves her being penetrated when she's not expecting it.
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> To quote Louis CK, "What are you out of your fucking mind?"
I've never seen that before and I literally have tears in my eyes right now from laughing so hard. Great stuff!
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Re: have you ever
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#242771 - 01/05/11 09:35 PM
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Watch all the Louis CK stuff you can find. Hilarious stuff, especially the bits he does about kids.
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