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Tetris Mason
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Why do vanilla news agencies bother to run sex advice columns?
#238072 - 11/05/10 05:28 AM
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This advice is so boooooring...
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5. Hammock – This one’s easy. Lay in it and rock. The sight of you will surely make your partner want to join you and the motion will likely inspire a little rocking in the bedroom later.
Really?
or this... this is their #1 tip?
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1. Pepper mill – Remember that “Sex and the City” episode when the waiter comes to the table holding a large pepper mill just as the girls are discussing the size of one of their lover’s packages? Why not offer your partner a grind or two of the hot stuff with a wink and a smile? Believe me, they’ll get the message loud and clear.
C'mon... no wonder dudes need viagra... following advice like that... if that's the best she can do, just ask her to sprinkle salt-peter on your spaghetti for crying out loud.
Try the Loony Bin Tips on sex, starting with:
1. Five freaky things you can do with a fruit role up.
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MAME owes italie many thank yous, hah
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Re: Why do vanilla news agencies bother to run sex advice columns?
[Re: GatKong]
#238075 - 11/05/10 05:35 AM
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> Try the Loony Bin Tips on sex, starting with:
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> 1. Five freaky things you can do with a fruit role up.
2. Gently lean in toward your partner, and whisper sweet nothings in her ear. While she's distracted, stick it in her pooper.
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